Episode 350

LFTP Podcast Live | Yo Quiero Cyclospera | Buffalo Attacks

Published on: 28th September, 2026

Join T, Father Fortenberry, Gary & Marty Mar the Bourbon Nerd as they discuss headlines of the day! Check out our

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Transcript
Speaker A:

To the patio.

Speaker B:

Chilling on the patio life ain't slow big tea popping bottles let that burger flow Father Ford and berries grilling fruit on deck Gary Poppins with the chucks hard to forget DWS in the corner, PJ on the beat burping nerd mixing drinks, nothing too sweet sunsets painting skies in a fire red you patio vibes when you know the new crew we got the patio life good time feeling right bottles up, cheers tonight.

Speaker B:

Yeah, we live that Pat over.

Speaker A:

Hey, welcome to the patio every day.

Speaker A:

All right.

Speaker A:

Y cyclospora.

Speaker A:

We're gonna talk about that tonight.

Speaker A:

Because Arkansas now has 10 cases of explosive diarrhea.

Speaker C:

Oh man,.

Speaker A:

Now you get it, huh?

Speaker A:

Yo, you remember yo ibuprofen too, Marty.

Speaker A:

You remember that, huh?

Speaker C:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Yo, cycle sport.

Speaker A:

Marty had no idea what that meant.

Speaker A:

Like they were everybody else did.

Speaker A:

Day savings time of mageddon is coming.

Speaker A:

The end of the world.

Speaker A:

Poor little Ricky and Bobby are going to have to go to school in the dark.

Speaker A:

If the meno Congress passes.

Speaker A:

Buffalo the buffalo.

Speaker A:

Trace that man down.

Speaker A:

And we ain't talking about the one from the distillery.

Speaker A:

Man, I'm full of these tonight.

Speaker A:

Hey, I didn't even write them.

Speaker A:

And we got big news about some health things that the patio is going to be leading in the fourth quarter.

Speaker A:

Lead the charge.

Speaker A:

But Father Fort Bear, how are you this evening?

Speaker D:

I'm doing great.

Speaker D:

I have no.

Speaker D:

I have no you care encyclopedia or whatever it is.

Speaker D:

I'm doing well.

Speaker D:

I have look worth going fine.

Speaker D:

I haven't haven't been gripped on the.

Speaker D:

On the porcelain throne or anything.

Speaker A:

So let's make its way to you though, buddy.

Speaker D:

Before I go on, Wes gave me this.

Speaker D:

I'm really interested in trying.

Speaker D:

So those who have tried this yet, give me your thoughts because there is.

Speaker A:

Nobody in our chat that has tried this is the same guy tried to convince me he could make a beer show.

Speaker C:

I like it better than apple.

Speaker A:

I don't.

Speaker A:

Well, I like lime beer.

Speaker E:

You gonna try it live on there right now.

Speaker E:

You opened it?

Speaker A:

We might get a contract out of that.

Speaker E:

That's not bad.

Speaker A:

That's not bad.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

No, it shouldn't be.

Speaker A:

I mean, you put lines in.

Speaker A:

Wes is in studio.

Speaker E:

Hey, everybody.

Speaker A:

Wes blessed me with the reverend last night and I realized if you watched the show last night.

Speaker A:

We started out with this pour of some.

Speaker A:

One of the worst things I've had a long time.

Speaker A:

And it wasn't until later in the evening I realized why.

Speaker A:

There was things out there I didn't like.

Speaker A:

The reverend had blessed me and ruined my palate.

Speaker A:

So thanks a lot, Wes.

Speaker A:

I'm hoping that I can cure that this evening.

Speaker A:

But how are you?

Speaker E:

I am doing wonderful.

Speaker E:

So my question is, how do you know if you got the cyclosporide or if it's just plain old normal explosive diarrhea?

Speaker A:

Okay, okay.

Speaker A:

Somehow you took one of my best punchlines and absolutely destroyed it.

Speaker A:

Destroyed it.

Speaker E:

That's my mission.

Speaker E:

Because.

Speaker A:

Because he's got to start with, how do you tell if it's the normal Taco Bell explosive diarrhea or cycle sport?

Speaker A:

He left the Taco Bell out.

Speaker A:

Well, you just said so.

Speaker A:

Do you every day have exposed diarrhea?

Speaker E:

Sometimes, yeah.

Speaker D:

Not every day.

Speaker E:

It greets me.

Speaker E:

Yeah, sometimes.

Speaker A:

How he.

Speaker A:

He starts out.

Speaker A:

How can you tell if it's everyday explosive diar or psychosport?

Speaker D:

You just put off vibes of it works 60% of the time, all the time.

Speaker C:

Hey, we got two facility guys at work.

Speaker C:

They've been had that stuff.

Speaker C:

They tear the bathrooms.

Speaker D:

They had it for eight years.

Speaker C:

Yeah, they've been having that ever since I moved in that building.

Speaker A:

They probably have diphtheria.

Speaker A:

All right, Marty, now you know what you caro cycles for, man.

Speaker C:

Yeah, I just didn't read it good.

Speaker D:

Marty said you killed Triceratops.

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Hopefully everybody in chat's doing good.

Speaker A:

Let's see who's out there.

Speaker A:

Night Method joined a sideshow on acid.

Speaker A:

He and Tom Black.

Speaker A:

Or he said, as he might have seen, they're out in Vegas together.

Speaker A:

Beach stand Bourbons.

Speaker A:

Join us, Watchtower.

Speaker A:

Whiskey, Brad.

Speaker A:

Hey, everybody, man, off topic.

Speaker A:

Whiskey.

Speaker A:

All these whiskey, folks.

Speaker C:

Awesome.

Speaker E:

Yeah, that's cool.

Speaker A:

And Tom Black.

Speaker A:

Tom Black is in Vegas.

Speaker A:

But thank y' all for joining us for the podcast.

Speaker A:

Seven o', clock, I think will be our new time people.

Speaker A:

People like T, you know, Y' all are finished.

Speaker A:

About time I get home.

Speaker C:

Yeah, especially this time of year.

Speaker A:

I was not rushed either.

Speaker A:

I literally had time.

Speaker E:

I did, too.

Speaker A:

To take care of business.

Speaker E:

I hate me some supper.

Speaker D:

With the current news, though, how's this gonna affect our show?

Speaker A:

Well, daylight savings times maybe coming to an end, boys and girls.

Speaker A:

Yes, it cleared the House of Representatives.

Speaker A:

It is now in the Senate.

Speaker A:

Awaiting approval.

Speaker D:

Please approve it.

Speaker A:

I'm trying to decide, though.

Speaker D:

Do we like it?

Speaker E:

No, we don't like it.

Speaker D:

No, no.

Speaker A:

Wait, wait, wait a minute.

Speaker A:

Wait a minute.

Speaker D:

Do we like it?

Speaker D:

Do we like getting rid of it?

Speaker E:

Okay.

Speaker A:

Yes, I think.

Speaker A:

Well, wait a minute.

Speaker A:

You just contradicted yourself.

Speaker A:

You said, do we like it?

Speaker C:

He said.

Speaker D:

No, he meant what he said.

Speaker A:

It Just came.

Speaker D:

Yeah, he said it back.

Speaker E:

I'm good at that.

Speaker A:

Okay.

Speaker A:

So I. I was all for it till I started reading some things that.

Speaker D:

Okay, me too.

Speaker E:

Did you.

Speaker D:

Go ahead.

Speaker A:

And the thing was, and then somebody come with a great idea, and I was trying to do the math, figure out how that would work.

Speaker A:

But the thing was like, sun won't come up till 9 o' clock in the morning for a lot of places.

Speaker A:

Yes, 9 o'.

Speaker A:

Clock.

Speaker A:

Now, that means you don't have to get up, go hunting, duck hunting, about 8:30.

Speaker A:

It makes it better than you think.

Speaker A:

Think about it.

Speaker A:

Right.

Speaker A:

But then we'll be driving home, there'll be a little sunlight on the way home type of thing.

Speaker A:

But sun not coming up to nine seems kind of freaky.

Speaker C:

I don't like getting home at dark, though.

Speaker A:

I know either, because I'm ready to go to bed, I leave for work.

Speaker D:

At dark, and I get home at dark.

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker E:

And that sucks.

Speaker C:

That's why I was saying, at this time of year, seven o' clock's fine.

Speaker C:

But when time changing is five o'.

Speaker E:

Clock, when I worked in the building all the time, and it's gonna be dark when I get there, dark when I leave.

Speaker E:

That was hard.

Speaker E:

That was depressing.

Speaker E:

That was.

Speaker E:

That really was hard.

Speaker D:

I would tell you that.

Speaker D:

So when I was in Cherokee, North Carolina, Cherokee sits in a valley.

Speaker D:

The sun wouldn't rise until about 9 in the morning as it was.

Speaker D:

So it'll be 10, 11 o' clock for sun comes up over there.

Speaker A:

So in the 60s, they.

Speaker A:

I think 60s or 70s, let me say this, 70s.

Speaker A:

They tried this and they backed off of it because the.

Speaker A:

The whole purpose was to try to save on energy, and it failed miserably.

Speaker A:

Now we're at a different time and different pace.

Speaker A:

I think people adapt.

Speaker A:

I think it needs to stay one way or the other.

Speaker A:

Now, someone on social media said, how about we do this?

Speaker A:

Split the difference, back it up 30 minutes, call it good.

Speaker A:

And I was thinking, okay, why would that not work?

Speaker C:

I was thinking the same thing.

Speaker D:

Do we.

Speaker D:

Do we fall back 30 minutes?

Speaker D:

Yes.

Speaker C:

Just one more time.

Speaker A:

One more time.

Speaker D:

I know.

Speaker A:

And you're done.

Speaker D:

How do I just sit on my clock?

Speaker A:

You literally move the hand back.

Speaker A:

30 Minutes.

Speaker A:

Time is right.

Speaker A:

So look, all right, y' all have no idea.

Speaker A:

I went through this whole philosophical discussion in my head, right?

Speaker A:

About an hour makes sense because it's so easy.

Speaker A:

Boom, boom.

Speaker A:

But 30 minutes, how would that take?

Speaker A:

Well, guess what?

Speaker A:

Time's relevant.

Speaker E:

It's.

Speaker A:

It's a.

Speaker D:

Man made well, no, it's man made.

Speaker A:

It is man made, you're right.

Speaker A:

So 30 minutes probably fixes the whole problem.

Speaker A:

30 Minutes probably fix the whole problem.

Speaker A:

I wonder if we can call Congress right now.

Speaker E:

Call it Congress.

Speaker E:

I don't care if it goes forward or backwards, as long as it stop changes usually.

Speaker D:

Yeah, you just.

Speaker E:

Yeah, just stop change you actually.

Speaker A:

I thought you was gonna argue against it.

Speaker A:

I was okay with that.

Speaker D:

No, he argued against.

Speaker C:

I like driving to work when the sun ain't in my eyes.

Speaker C:

I think that is a great idea.

Speaker C:

Great idea.

Speaker C:

Every morning when I drive to work, sun's in my eyes.

Speaker A:

This time it just makes you angry.

Speaker A:

And then them crazy Memphis drivers.

Speaker D:

What time y' all to work?

Speaker C:

I'm going across the bridge about 6:15,.

Speaker A:

Right as sun comes up this new town.

Speaker D:

So okay, so I cross the bridge about 5:50.

Speaker D:

Well, but Marty, it's weird how it.

Speaker C:

Don't get my eyes till I get to almost airways.

Speaker A:

But in the winter it'll be in your eyes.

Speaker C:

In the winter be probably fine would.

Speaker A:

Be dark, it'll be dark down.

Speaker A:

But currently if we change time, it would be in your eyes.

Speaker A:

In the wintertime.

Speaker C:

No.

Speaker A:

Well then when's that ever in your eyes?

Speaker C:

Now.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Oh, now.

Speaker A:

Well, it's gonna be like that forever.

Speaker C:

Now.

Speaker C:

That's fine.

Speaker A:

Well, that's what I thought she was saying.

Speaker D:

We've missed over a very, very negative side.

Speaker A:

Little Johnny sitting into waiting on the bus in the dark.

Speaker C:

What I was getting at is the 30 minutes.

Speaker D:

With, with it getting dark or with the sun rising at 9,.

Speaker E:

10 In the morning.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker D:

What's this gonna do to college football games under the lights?

Speaker A:

They'll do morning games under the light.

Speaker A:

No, but it'll still be dark.

Speaker A:

The winter time it still gets dark by like six o'.

Speaker A:

Clock.

Speaker A:

But.

Speaker D:

Yeah, but it's gonna be.

Speaker C:

Yeah, because usually it's like 4:30 here.

Speaker D:

If we go to the whole show with me talking, it's gonna be.

Speaker D:

Can we get.

Speaker D:

Oh, there we go.

Speaker A:

That's not gonna work.

Speaker A:

But so under the lights.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

It wouldn't affect it because sunset still six o' clock in the fall.

Speaker A:

September in the fall, but the time don't change.

Speaker A:

September 13th, they don't change till November anyway.

Speaker A:

So actually season's over when it changes.

Speaker C:

First week in November.

Speaker A:

So we're always.

Speaker A:

We've almost always been in.

Speaker A:

Yeah, but not that many.

Speaker A:

Three out of 12A.

Speaker C:

It's the first Saturday in November, Sunday.

Speaker A:

Or second, we'll have.

Speaker D:

We'll have a 7 o' clock kickoff at night under broad daylight.

Speaker A:

I think you do anyway.

Speaker D:

I don't think you do.

Speaker A:

We play a lot of games that are still in daylight savings time.

Speaker C:

We never tailgated when it's dark.

Speaker A:

Never.

Speaker D:

I've been black out before, but I.

Speaker C:

Mean as far as us tailgating at.

Speaker D:

The high school game or two, I think we did.

Speaker A:

It would be kind of dark.

Speaker A:

It'd start.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

But you know what?

Speaker A:

It won't no more.

Speaker E:

Nope.

Speaker A:

We will play high school games until y' all want background music or not.

Speaker A:

I'm kind of mixed.

Speaker A:

Don't none.

Speaker A:

Okay.

Speaker A:

So let us know in chat what you think of daylight savings time.

Speaker A:

I think I hate the time changing.

Speaker A:

You know what?

Speaker A:

I can hate all of you know, more people have.

Speaker A:

It's heart attack.

Speaker A:

People have heart attacks when time changes.

Speaker A:

It's a.

Speaker A:

It's.

Speaker A:

It is a true statistic that heart.

Speaker A:

Heart attack.

Speaker A:

Right.

Speaker E:

The body.

Speaker E:

Yep.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker C:

Just leave it like it is or.

Speaker D:

It doesn't get stressed over it.

Speaker A:

It's the springtime.

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Spring forward.

Speaker A:

Your circadian rhythms are off.

Speaker A:

You not getting that extra.

Speaker A:

That all that about five hours sleep.

Speaker A:

So I get anyway.

Speaker A:

But you're not getting you five hours sleep.

Speaker A:

All that stuff, man.

Speaker D:

People need toughen up.

Speaker E:

Speaking of sleep, have you seen the new study?

Speaker E:

They're saying that we're sleeping.

Speaker E:

Wrong.

Speaker D:

Now.

Speaker E:

The eight hours is a whole conspiracy.

Speaker E:

And we're only supposed to sleep.

Speaker A:

All right.

Speaker A:

So there is belief.

Speaker A:

I've seen this study he's talking about.

Speaker A:

nd if you go back to like the:

Speaker E:

Nope.

Speaker E:

Nope.

Speaker A:

They would go to bed when it got dark.

Speaker A:

They would wake up middle of the night, do some.

Speaker A:

Do some stuff.

Speaker A:

Yep.

Speaker E:

Which.

Speaker E:

That's when they say that man created their greatest.

Speaker D:

Well, so a lot of them brought.

Speaker E:

All his stuff in and then go.

Speaker A:

Back to sleep for another three.

Speaker D:

A lot of bitters through history though.

Speaker D:

They slept on like three or four hour intervals.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker D:

You know, in.

Speaker D:

In submarines they.

Speaker D:

I like.

Speaker D:

I think they do.

Speaker A:

Is it eight hours sleep?

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker D:

You get eight hours off work.

Speaker C:

Dude, that would drive me nuts.

Speaker D:

Well, they said the problem is.

Speaker D:

No, it's.

Speaker E:

You're probably claustrophobic.

Speaker D:

I can't remember what it is.

Speaker D:

You only get eight hours off in a.

Speaker D:

A 24 hour day period.

Speaker D:

Because they said the boredom of being all working an eight hour shift and being off for 16 hours just.

Speaker C:

Yeah.

Speaker C:

If I woke up in the night and started working on something, I'm gonna finish.

Speaker D:

I be so married.

Speaker D:

Have you ever just sit and Talk to.

Speaker E:

They're.

Speaker D:

They're odd group.

Speaker A:

Yeah, I work with a couple, or one at least.

Speaker D:

I mean, they're all very intelligent, but they're just different.

Speaker A:

Taco Bell removes ingredients amid cyclospor outbreak.

Speaker E:

Is that admitting guilt?

Speaker A:

Well, they temporary removed lettuce, cilantro.

Speaker A:

Well, where'd it go?

Speaker C:

I didn't know they even have from.

Speaker E:

I didn't.

Speaker A:

Locations of the premium.

Speaker A:

All right.

Speaker A:

All this talk about Taco Bell.

Speaker A:

I went to my local Taco Bell today.

Speaker A:

No sale.

Speaker A:

I got.

Speaker A:

I don't never get lettuce on Taco.

Speaker A:

Whatever.

Speaker A:

Taco Bell lettuce always tastes dirty.

Speaker A:

I guess I was built not to get cyclops of parasis.

Speaker A:

But the shells were all right.

Speaker A:

It's been pretty good.

Speaker A:

The shells were stale.

Speaker A:

I get tacos, regular tacos.

Speaker A:

And I got my favorite.

Speaker A:

I was telling somebody about this the day Is that Cantina Chicken quesadilla.

Speaker A:

That mug was like 12 days old.

Speaker A:

So I guess it was before this.

Speaker A:

It was.

Speaker A:

It was so old.

Speaker A:

It was before the cyclos yesterday.

Speaker D:

12 Days ago.

Speaker A:

I still ate it, but.

Speaker A:

Yeah, I didn't get sick either.

Speaker A:

Yeah, but there's also supposedly cases in Arkansas.

Speaker A:

How many?

Speaker E:

Let me look up.

Speaker C:

Was 10, last I heard.

Speaker E:

That's good, isn't it, Marty?

Speaker A:

I told you that, didn't I?

Speaker D:

How big a deal is this?

Speaker D:

I haven't really.

Speaker A:

It won't kill you unless you're really bad.

Speaker A:

Sixteen cases now, Marty.

Speaker A:

One hour ago.

Speaker A:

It's been updated.

Speaker A:

K down, Jonesboro.

Speaker A:

Who if?

Speaker A:

You know last week when I sent y' all that about a state.

Speaker A:

State was not capitalized and it was talking about a state, not a state.

Speaker A:

They did that on purpose.

Speaker D:

They did.

Speaker D:

I'm sure they did.

Speaker A:

Now there's 16 cases in Arkansas.

Speaker A:

Don't eat vegetables.

Speaker A:

You got a risk of dehydration.

Speaker A:

But it's explosive.

Speaker A:

When they say explosive, what do you think about that?

Speaker A:

What do you when you envision explosive diarrhea?

Speaker A:

They're telling us that.

Speaker D:

What would it be?

Speaker E:

Yeah, I do too.

Speaker A:

Does the bowl go like those ones?

Speaker D:

We gotta clean the backside bubble guts.

Speaker C:

I'll send you a picture.

Speaker C:

Y' all ain't gonna like it, but do this every day and they leave.

Speaker A:

It for you to see.

Speaker C:

Oh, yeah.

Speaker C:

Terrible.

Speaker C:

Terrible.

Speaker C:

I think.

Speaker C:

I think it comes out before they sit down.

Speaker E:

Terrible.

Speaker A:

Well, now, that can happen.

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker C:

Not every day.

Speaker A:

No, it's true.

Speaker A:

Not every day.

Speaker A:

I tell you this.

Speaker A:

If it happened one time, you feel you next time, you should feel it coming.

Speaker C:

And waiting for this Crap, West.

Speaker D:

Ask coffee.

Speaker C:

What?

Speaker C:

What.

Speaker D:

Talking.

Speaker D:

This is.

Speaker A:

There's two things with Marty.

Speaker A:

It's Memphis driver and apparently these folks using his to.

Speaker C:

What's this called?

Speaker A:

Cyclone Sports.

Speaker C:

See, I got big.

Speaker C:

I got stutter.

Speaker D:

Yeah, you still can't get it out.

Speaker A:

You know, there's a few things he's been passionate about like the cyclosporus and the explosive diarrhea.

Speaker A:

Look, we've hit a true nerve with Marty.

Speaker D:

Marty and people destroy the toilet bowl.

Speaker D:

And Gary killing kids.

Speaker A:

That's the two things Memphis drivers.

Speaker A:

Have you read a road around with Marty?

Speaker A:

When Memphis drivers.

Speaker A:

That's bad.

Speaker A:

It's real bad.

Speaker C:

I don't know how people get driverless.

Speaker A:

Look at it.

Speaker A:

Look, he can't even talk about the explosive diaries.

Speaker A:

But now west says daily.

Speaker A:

Your daily explosive diarrhea.

Speaker A:

So you know what?

Speaker A:

West could be one of those guys.

Speaker E:

Could be.

Speaker E:

You never know.

Speaker A:

I hope to never find out.

Speaker A:

But anyway.

Speaker A:

So are you guys avoiding Taco Bell or anything?

Speaker E:

Because I didn't read Taco Bell.

Speaker D:

Anyway, I destroyed I love Taco Bell anyway, so.

Speaker D:

And Taco Bell loves me.

Speaker A:

In order to kill the.

Speaker A:

You got to cook to at least 150 degrees Fahrenheit.

Speaker A:

So cook your lettuce.

Speaker A:

Cook your lettuce and your cilantro.

Speaker A:

Cook your.

Speaker A:

Have you ever cooked lettuce?

Speaker A:

Think about a minute here.

Speaker E:

I have.

Speaker E:

How so I fix a Chinese or Chinese dish that has in there.

Speaker E:

I'm.

Speaker E:

No, it's.

Speaker E:

I put less in it.

Speaker A:

It's supposed to be cabbage.

Speaker A:

There's the first problem.

Speaker D:

They look similar.

Speaker C:

He gotta have 100 pounds of lettuce.

Speaker A:

I don't even think they have lettuce in China.

Speaker A:

I know.

Speaker A:

They got cabbage in like everything.

Speaker E:

It's like Crock Pott Now.

Speaker A:

I gotta admit, when I go to the store to get cabbage, I have to be careful.

Speaker C:

Good.

Speaker E:

I enjoy it.

Speaker E:

Hold up, hold up.

Speaker D:

For you to finish.

Speaker C:

You put a taco, a leftover taco in the microwave and heat it up.

Speaker C:

There's no lettuce.

Speaker A:

There's no lettuce.

Speaker A:

You're right.

Speaker A:

The lettuce dehydrate.

Speaker D:

Get on the Google and see.

Speaker D:

I want you look at recipe for Crock Pot Lettuce.

Speaker D:

Google what?

Speaker A:

Crock pot egg rolls, 15 lettuce wraps.

Speaker A:

Recipe.

Speaker A:

No, that.

Speaker A:

All right.

Speaker A:

It's supposed to be a wrap.

Speaker A:

Not.

Speaker A:

You don't deep fry the lettuce either.

Speaker B:

The egg.

Speaker D:

The egg roll stuff is.

Speaker E:

Oh, it's cabbage.

Speaker A:

It is cabbage.

Speaker A:

You're right.

Speaker A:

Cabbage roll.

Speaker A:

I put le.

Speaker E:

All right.

Speaker A:

Hold on.

Speaker A:

I'm g. Have to go to chat.

Speaker E:

GPT.

Speaker A:

Let me see if I'm logged in gro here.

Speaker A:

Can you give me a recipe that includes cooking lettuce in a crop pot?

Speaker C:

The crock pot.

Speaker C:

Be big as a moonshine.

Speaker C:

Still,.

Speaker A:

I can't wait to see.

Speaker A:

Okay, here it is.

Speaker A:

Sure.

Speaker A:

Here's a simple tasty slow cooker.

Speaker A:

Braised lettuce soup.

Speaker A:

That sounds amazing.

Speaker A:

That's got to be a vegan.

Speaker B:

All right.

Speaker A:

But this is normal.

Speaker A:

My wife uses heads hearts of romaine.

Speaker A:

And romaine's way better than you're probably using iceberg lettuce.

Speaker A:

It says use romaine or butter.

Speaker A:

That's not the same.

Speaker A:

Let me ask it.

Speaker A:

Recipes.

Speaker A:

Crock pot recipes for iceberg.

Speaker D:

Hey, gonna ch go the gofundme.

Speaker A:

So do you know why there are.

Speaker A:

You know why he likes it?

Speaker A:

It disappears.

Speaker A:

Marty's right.

Speaker A:

There's nothing left of it.

Speaker A:

All right, here we go.

Speaker A:

Here's one.

Speaker A:

All right, here we go.

Speaker A:

Braised iceberg lettuce with peas.

Speaker A:

All right.

Speaker A:

Somehow they took the idea of braised lettuce and made it worse by adding peas to it.

Speaker A:

Okay.

Speaker A:

One large head iceberg lettuce.

Speaker A:

Frozen peas.

Speaker A:

Black eyes maybe, but not the green one.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Cup of chicken or vegetable broth.

Speaker E:

Sounds like the recipe.

Speaker A:

And an onion, butter, olive oil.

Speaker A:

Okay.

Speaker A:

Creamy slow cooker.

Speaker A:

Iceberg lettuce soup.

Speaker E:

Soup.

Speaker E:

Okay.

Speaker A:

Chop up your iceberg lettuce.

Speaker A:

Add one medium potato, peeled and diced.

Speaker A:

One onion, diced.

Speaker A:

This is that.

Speaker A:

That lettuce is doing nothing to that soup.

Speaker A:

Putting water in it.

Speaker A:

That's it.

Speaker C:

And look.

Speaker A:

Oh, here.

Speaker A:

This could be it.

Speaker A:

Asian style brazed iceberg.

Speaker A:

This could be it.

Speaker A:

Take the recipe above.

Speaker A:

Add a splash of soy sauce.

Speaker A:

Sesame sauce.

Speaker E:

Put soy sauce in.

Speaker C:

Okay, but you're talking about egro and a bow.

Speaker C:

Is that what I thought you was talking about?

Speaker A:

But I think he is.

Speaker C:

But no.

Speaker D:

So I.

Speaker D:

Now I gotta try it.

Speaker D:

I'm gonna walk in.

Speaker D:

What the hell are you doing with.

Speaker D:

With this 8p of legs.

Speaker E:

Please don't tell it something west talked you into.

Speaker C:

Please.

Speaker A:

I have never even heard recipe where you cook lettuce, but okay, I have not either.

Speaker D:

I'm trying to, you know, water now for their lettuce recipes.

Speaker E:

I'm not world renowned chef, so, you know, I might be right.

Speaker D:

You know what?

Speaker D:

If you like it, it tastes good.

Speaker D:

Don't worry about it.

Speaker E:

There ain't much I don't like.

Speaker D:

Jamie, I will not tell you.

Speaker D:

I guarantee you take that same recipe, replace it with Cabbage.

Speaker C:

It'd be awesome.

Speaker C:

You'll love it.

Speaker D:

It'll blow.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker D:

It'll be like the fish you never.

Speaker A:

Had replaced with cabbage.

Speaker A:

Explosive.

Speaker D:

It won't explode.

Speaker A:

That's true.

Speaker A:

All right, we're off the rails.

Speaker A:

All 13 of you, please hit the like button.

Speaker D:

Please sit down and get a bottle of soup.

Speaker A:

We hadn't laughed this hard a minute.

Speaker A:

Okay.

Speaker A:

Jamie sent me this story out of our brothers from the north.

Speaker A:

Mothers from the north, babies from the north, whatever.

Speaker A:

Same sex couple sues a surrogate after she refused request to abort the baby because of a cleft lip.

Speaker A:

A Canadian surrogacy agent.

Speaker A:

Agreement agent.

Speaker A:

We could be surrogate agents.

Speaker A:

I think we could pull that off.

Speaker A:

Has escalated into a high stakes legal battle after a surrogate refused a couple's request to terminate a pregnancy.

Speaker A:

Thursday, July 9th centers on an Ontario woman who carried a baby for a same sex couple.

Speaker A:

Refused their request test at 22 weeks after an ultrasound and follow up testing raised concerns about a cleft lip and possible genetic abnormalities.

Speaker A:

The baby has now been born and is completely healthy.

Speaker A:

They're suing for $600,000 for her not doing what they asked her to do.

Speaker D:

600 Grand for not killing her baby.

Speaker A:

Who's got the baby right now?

Speaker A:

The lady kept the baby.

Speaker A:

So why does she owe them anything?

Speaker D:

Yeah, I mean I'm not sure.

Speaker A:

Do they want the baby now?

Speaker D:

It didn't go into great detail but they're suing basically for breach contract because.

Speaker A:

They the the mother sought roughly $10,000 in pregnancy related expenses through small claims court before learning the agreement required the dispute to process proceed to arbitration.

Speaker E:

Okay.

Speaker A:

Then a civil suit followed.

Speaker A:

Yeah, Here we go.

Speaker D:

There's women out there that make.

Speaker D:

That's.

Speaker D:

I'm gonna say they're living but you know, they go around.

Speaker A:

All right, so have you heard?

Speaker A:

What about these real wealthy Chinese men that are coming to the U.

Speaker A:

S Paying surrogates to have like hundreds of babies?

Speaker D:

Oh yeah.

Speaker E:

Because they can't.

Speaker A:

Have you seen this?

Speaker E:

No.

Speaker A:

It could just be one of those weird stories you send us Chinese.

Speaker D:

I mean right amount of money.

Speaker D:

I try to have a baby elite.

Speaker E:

I mean.

Speaker C:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Surrogate.

Speaker D:

What was that boot with with Arnold Schwarzenegger Jr. Jr. Yep.

Speaker E:

There's twins.

Speaker A:

Chinese elites have emerged as a highly multi million dollar where where ultra wealthy Chinese nationals contract American women to build massive mega families.

Speaker A:

High profile guest investigations such as a major wall street journal investigative report suggests how Chinese billionaires utilize United States fragmented state by state surrogacy laws and birthright citizenship so they're having all these American babies.

Speaker A:

I mean like hundreds.

Speaker D:

How do you make money off that?

Speaker E:

What's the what?

Speaker E:

What?

Speaker E:

Here's my thought.

Speaker A:

No, they spend their money on it.

Speaker A:

Well, no, they just want American people.

Speaker A:

American citizens.

Speaker A:

Citizens.

Speaker A:

Yep.

Speaker E:

How's that illegal?

Speaker E:

I'm just curious.

Speaker A:

How's it legal?

Speaker A:

Yeah, how's it illegal?

Speaker A:

It's not necessarily illegal.

Speaker A:

It's ethical.

Speaker A:

How about that?

Speaker A:

They pay upwards of $200,000 per child and that includes.

Speaker A:

They don't even do the deed.

Speaker A:

They use IVF to do it.

Speaker D:

So this has nothing to do with all what we're talking about, but maybe think about illegal or schemes and stuff.

Speaker D:

So you remember when the Russia Ukraine war started, the Russian military forces of the Van Van Horn Van Vandover Group, they were set up.

Speaker A:

This is your story, not mine.

Speaker A:

Why you look at me?

Speaker A:

Oh, I do, yes.

Speaker D:

Okay.

Speaker A:

Because their leader.

Speaker D:

Yeah, correct.

Speaker D:

He got killed.

Speaker D:

Now, the Rabbi's son, they have set up shop in Africa and are right.

Speaker A:

I think they were originally.

Speaker D:

Well, they're running the coca.

Speaker A:

Is it the Spetsnis?

Speaker D:

Maybe give us a V. But it might be how it's pronounced and because it's all Russian stuff.

Speaker D:

But they're running a.

Speaker D:

A multi million dollar cocaine industry through Africa right now.

Speaker D:

Along with container trailer of diamond mines and gold mines, whatever.

Speaker D:

This.

Speaker D:

It's opium.

Speaker D:

It's opium.

Speaker D:

And there's a pharmaceutical company that's using their product and they're.

Speaker D:

They're making three times what it costs to get it moved because they're, they're getting paid to ship it, protect it, all this stuff.

Speaker D:

They're making millions.

Speaker A:

So I looked up here.

Speaker A:

I want to go back for a second.

Speaker A:

Mrs. Captain Kirk said it wouldn't be her baby.

Speaker A:

Now that's interesting.

Speaker A:

That's interesting.

Speaker A:

It would.

Speaker A:

She's right to an extent.

Speaker C:

Right.

Speaker D:

Why would that be her baby?

Speaker A:

Because they paid her for it to not to be in it.

Speaker E:

So that's, that's his sperm and her egg.

Speaker E:

And the, the wife said, you don't.

Speaker A:

Know whose egg it is.

Speaker D:

If it's not her egg?

Speaker E:

I don't think it is.

Speaker E:

I think it's.

Speaker D:

I don't know the story.

Speaker D:

Didn't tell Arto.

Speaker E:

If.

Speaker A:

Well, let's see.

Speaker E:

What is it?

Speaker D:

Yeah, this is great.

Speaker A:

Thanks, Mr. Captain Kirk.

Speaker E:

Whatever it is.

Speaker D:

Yeah, because if it's not her egg, clearly not her sperm.

Speaker A:

You don't know that she could be asexual.

Speaker D:

We were under the assumption that.

Speaker D:

That it was her egg.

Speaker D:

See, I was not her egg.

Speaker D:

And she's merely the vessel.

Speaker E:

Yeah, I think that's what it is.

Speaker D:

I think that surrogate means so.

Speaker D:

Well, not necessarily.

Speaker D:

I mean, not.

Speaker D:

Yeah, not necessarily.

Speaker D:

Okay, but does she have the ability to keep the child?

Speaker A:

Now that's interesting.

Speaker A:

Let me.

Speaker A:

It's gonna take me a second.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker D:

Because I mean, what if.

Speaker D:

What if you're pro life?

Speaker E:

Well, I mean, that's just it.

Speaker A:

I think she probably was.

Speaker A:

Which in Canada is probably weird because they even want to kill healthy people.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker E:

But I mean, that would be my question.

Speaker E:

Would.

Speaker E:

And that would be my second question would be like, how can they make me do something to my body?

Speaker E:

Even though I sign a contract and I have the baby for you?

Speaker E:

But that seems like that's where the contract would end, in my opinion.

Speaker A:

Grox looking it up for me because I couldn't find it.

Speaker A:

They're gonna look the same.

Speaker A:

It was a donor egg.

Speaker A:

Oh, that's interesting.

Speaker A:

From an anonymous third party egg donor.

Speaker A:

Not from circuit or either member of the same.

Speaker A:

It's not theirs either.

Speaker A:

It was just theirs.

Speaker E:

That's kind of creepy.

Speaker E:

That's a lot of people involved in how.

Speaker D:

There's a lot of people involved.

Speaker A:

The child was conceived via ivf.

Speaker A:

Embryos were created using a donor egg.

Speaker A:

Four people, sperm from each of the two intended fathers.

Speaker A:

Okay, so one of them is the father.

Speaker A:

They just don't know which one.

Speaker A:

So.

Speaker A:

So it was the father.

Speaker A:

So does she have a right to that child?

Speaker A:

Now that.

Speaker D:

Whoa.

Speaker A:

We're going.

Speaker A:

Thank you, Mrs. Captain Kirk.

Speaker D:

Where does mother's rights end?

Speaker A:

Are you.

Speaker D:

Are you the mother if you birth a child?

Speaker A:

Let's ask rock.

Speaker D:

Because if you get a donor egg to have your own child, it's considered your child.

Speaker D:

Why would that not.

Speaker D:

Why would this.

Speaker E:

This change?

Speaker A:

Yeah, I'm interested to see what Graco.

Speaker A:

No, the surrogate is not the biological mother.

Speaker A:

Genetic mother.

Speaker A:

Wow.

Speaker D:

Yeah, that's what we said.

Speaker D:

Yeah, right.

Speaker A:

But legal perspective, in Canada, the intended parents are typically recognized as the legal parents once the agreement.

Speaker D:

I hate to use this reference, but if somebody says trash on the curb, it's no longer theirs.

Speaker E:

Yeah, but if you buy something and you pay for it, it's usually.

Speaker D:

But you said you don't want it.

Speaker D:

Yeah, but.

Speaker E:

No, I mean, that's true.

Speaker D:

How she.

Speaker D:

How she handled the.

Speaker E:

That's.

Speaker E:

That's a whole different ball game.

Speaker A:

This is something Gary should admit.

Speaker C:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

So he hates babies.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker D:

So if me and my wife.

Speaker A:

Wes loves babies.

Speaker D:

Me and my wife have a child.

Speaker D:

I'm incapable.

Speaker D:

She's Incapable eggs implanted and fertilized.

Speaker D:

Is she the mother?

Speaker A:

Well, hold on.

Speaker A:

In Canada is where this took place.

Speaker A:

The surrogate has final legal authority over decisions about continuing or terminated pregnancies.

Speaker A:

Okay, so that's well defined.

Speaker D:

Okay.

Speaker A:

Because it stems from her constitutional rights to bodily autonomy.

Speaker A:

Okay, so her body, her rights.

Speaker A:

Yep.

Speaker A:

In Arkansas.

Speaker A:

I'm about to bring her down.

Speaker A:

We don't normally get in the chat, but we got to.

Speaker A:

And she's a nurse, so she knows quite a bit.

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

In Arkansas, if you carry the baby to your baby until paper to sign up.

Speaker A:

Okay, but that's Canada.

Speaker A:

It's not.

Speaker D:

But you said it clearly defined, though,.

Speaker A:

That she has the right to carry it or not.

Speaker A:

Or to terminate pregnancy.

Speaker A:

Yep.

Speaker A:

Wow.

Speaker D:

So she has the right Terminator.

Speaker D:

She should also be on the hook for you.

Speaker A:

Okay, but check this out.

Speaker A:

Financial Canada bans commercial paid surrogacy.

Speaker D:

But it's not commercial.

Speaker A:

Would you consider that if somebody's paying her to carry that child, maybe they didn't pay her for it.

Speaker E:

But then it shouldn't matter.

Speaker E:

They're not paying or they shouldn't.

Speaker E:

I mean, contract.

Speaker A:

How do you.

Speaker E:

How do you mean?

Speaker D:

They pay for.

Speaker D:

It's under the table.

Speaker D:

It's.

Speaker E:

But how do you have a contract if you don't pay, if there's no money?

Speaker A:

Well, but she didn't give up the baby.

Speaker A:

And it's not even her.

Speaker A:

That boy.

Speaker A:

Wow.

Speaker A:

I don't think I'd hold up court.

Speaker A:

They're still in court.

Speaker A:

When it comes back genetically and it's not hers, they either get the baby or she probably gotta pay them.

Speaker E:

If.

Speaker D:

If me and my wife have a fertilized egg implanted and she gives birth to it, is she the mother?

Speaker A:

If it.

Speaker D:

The fact that I want the kid or don't want the kids.

Speaker A:

It depends where you're at.

Speaker A:

Yeah, no, no, it does, but.

Speaker A:

Look, but we're just talking from a theological standpoint.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Bourbon nerd man.

Speaker C:

You know, I can't answer none of these questions.

Speaker A:

Tell us your opinion.

Speaker A:

You got opinion?

Speaker A:

If.

Speaker A:

If it is she the mother.

Speaker A:

She carried the baby to term.

Speaker A:

She had a baby?

Speaker C:

I think so.

Speaker A:

Wes.

Speaker E:

Hey, I think.

Speaker E:

I think it's her baby.

Speaker E:

I. I really do.

Speaker E:

If you carry the baby, you.

Speaker E:

You birth it.

Speaker E:

They said they didn't want it.

Speaker E:

I think it's your baby.

Speaker E:

You know, I mean, that's.

Speaker A:

No, you know, I don't think it's her baby.

Speaker D:

I think it is her baby, but.

Speaker A:

I don't believe it's her baby.

Speaker D:

Remove.

Speaker D:

Remove this whole group from the equation, somebody that did want the baby paid to have it disseminated.

Speaker D:

It's not her.

Speaker D:

It's not her husband's seed.

Speaker A:

It's not her egg or her egg.

Speaker D:

Is that her baby?

Speaker A:

No, neither.

Speaker A:

Neither.

Speaker A:

Neither one of these is her baby.

Speaker D:

I think it's her baby.

Speaker A:

She has that emotional attachment because she carried the baby.

Speaker A:

But I think that in anybody's eyes, that's not her baby.

Speaker D:

What if.

Speaker D:

What defines you being somebody's child?

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

I mean, you have their DNA.

Speaker A:

By today's standards, in:

Speaker D:

I disagree, though.

Speaker D:

I. I think the.

Speaker D:

The term family doesn't necessarily mean biological connection.

Speaker C:

You feed them long enough.

Speaker D:

Glenn's always long enough to look like.

Speaker D:

Yeah, I look like.

Speaker D:

Which I got the airlines.

Speaker B:

So.

Speaker D:

Legally.

Speaker A:

But legally and morally is two different things.

Speaker D:

Yeah, morally, yes.

Speaker A:

And ethically, that woman as her child.

Speaker A:

But legally, I don't think it'd hold up in court law that says her child.

Speaker E:

I think in the.

Speaker D:

So.

Speaker D:

So here, here.

Speaker E:

My question is, who bought the.

Speaker E:

Who bought the egg?

Speaker E:

Who purchased the egg?

Speaker D:

So it's.

Speaker D:

If it had.

Speaker D:

It has semen from one of the dads.

Speaker A:

We don't know which one.

Speaker E:

We don't know which one.

Speaker D:

They probably didn't want to know.

Speaker D:

They probably.

Speaker E:

Exactly.

Speaker A:

That's how they did it.

Speaker D:

Yeah, they probably did like a Russian roulette with it.

Speaker E:

Yep.

Speaker D:

Just.

Speaker E:

But,.

Speaker A:

Yeah, you shot it up in.

Speaker D:

There, so.

Speaker C:

I don't know.

Speaker C:

That's.

Speaker C:

That's, that's too many people and.

Speaker A:

Yeah, but you gotta decide right now which one.

Speaker A:

If I put a gun to your head, which one?

Speaker A:

You already said legally.

Speaker D:

Legally, the baby should go to the dads.

Speaker A:

I don't think they want the baby.

Speaker D:

Here's the thing.

Speaker D:

Legally, they.

Speaker D:

They.

Speaker D:

They're the father.

Speaker D:

They should get the.

Speaker D:

The baby.

Speaker D:

If they don't want the baby, the money's irrelevant.

Speaker E:

And true.

Speaker D:

Yeah, the money's not.

Speaker D:

I mean, the money shouldn't be.

Speaker A:

Look, if she carrying a baby for surrogacy, for money, she ain't got no $600,000.

Speaker D:

Anyway, let's do it.

Speaker E:

Let's do it the King Solomon way.

Speaker E:

Threaten to cook the baby in half.

Speaker A:

You talking about the.

Speaker A:

The king had no clothes.

Speaker A:

You want to get naked and walk around?

Speaker E:

I mean, that might not be bad, but.

Speaker D:

No, that'd be terrible.

Speaker D:

That'd be absolutely terrible.

Speaker A:

Especially since you have daily explosive diarrhea.

Speaker A:

That would be absolutely.

Speaker E:

Discussion and see which one Says, no, just give her the baby and then give that person baby, you know?

Speaker D:

So genetically, she is not the mother.

Speaker A:

You are not the mother.

Speaker A:

Hey, that would be a field.

Speaker D:

But like, here's the gig.

Speaker D:

Walk around here and tell everybody you.

Speaker A:

Are not the mother.

Speaker D:

That's not their kid.

Speaker E:

Mari, Mari, Mari, you are not the father.

Speaker A:

All right, we ought to do like the.

Speaker A:

The dads and the mother and Maury Po AI and it'll be Terry Povich.

Speaker E:

You.

Speaker A:

No, it'd be real more Po.

Speaker A:

Because you gotta have the Mory thing.

Speaker E:

Oh, okay.

Speaker A:

You know, he was a real.

Speaker A:

Like, when I first started watching Mori, he was like a real Mari.

Speaker C:

Whatever.

Speaker A:

Yeah, he'd be like, you are not the father.

Speaker D:

Something delicious to poor hell.

Speaker A:

You gotta blend it, blend it.

Speaker E:

We're over here.

Speaker D:

Blending here.

Speaker A:

Blend this.

Speaker A:

And save that good one he's got over there.

Speaker A:

That's real good.

Speaker A:

So for the those from Bourbon World over here, Chill Will Rocco is joined.

Speaker A:

The chill will rock.

Speaker E:

How Chill Will feeling?

Speaker E:

I don't know.

Speaker C:

He's been.

Speaker A:

He's doing pretty good.

Speaker E:

Good deal.

Speaker E:

Good deal.

Speaker E:

I hadn't talked to him in a long time.

Speaker A:

Look, Captain Kirk said he just wants some bourbon, but his wife apparently loves podcast.

Speaker A:

He likes bourbon Cast.

Speaker A:

Now they can watch both our shows and love us.

Speaker A:

There we go.

Speaker A:

But we have blended tonight the Sweet Mash distillery series.

Speaker A:

Jamie, show it along with the.

Speaker A:

The rye.

Speaker C:

That one's got two.

Speaker A:

But I gotta tell y', all the reason we had broke out.

Speaker A:

We have broken out.

Speaker A:

After I had that reverend last night, I told these guys, if you.

Speaker A:

If you watch last night's show, I didn't like anything.

Speaker A:

And then when I got on after and Captain Kirk was there, they were driving back, and I didn't like some other things I was drinking.

Speaker A:

I realized the reverend ruined my palate that we had.

Speaker A:

And so tonight I knew one thing that I really enjoy is the Jack Daniels single bear beverage fry.

Speaker A:

And it has maybe saved my palate, but I'm not convinced.

Speaker E:

The question of the night to me is, do I need to repor that blind again?

Speaker A:

No, y', all, we voted on the 12 year blind.

Speaker A:

They voted on it.

Speaker E:

Okay.

Speaker D:

I mean, they won.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Why would you redo it?

Speaker E:

1T.

Speaker D:

One tainted VOT.

Speaker A:

There was four.

Speaker A:

There was four of us.

Speaker E:

1T.

Speaker E:

Don't.

Speaker D:

Does he have a hanging chad?

Speaker E:

I don't know.

Speaker E:

One tank didn't affect it.

Speaker A:

He could have a hanging chad.

Speaker A:

You never know.

Speaker A:

Let me see what else we going to.

Speaker A:

I got some more stuff on my list.

Speaker D:

We Have a big medical eval stuff.

Speaker E:

Oh, do we?

Speaker E:

Perfect.

Speaker A:

Yes.

Speaker A:

And then we're going to talk about the Buffalo Trace thing.

Speaker A:

So you guys, that's been followed for a long time.

Speaker A:

No, Chillwell, Rocco.

Speaker A:

I'm so glad he's in chat.

Speaker A:

Actually.

Speaker A:

Chill, Will.

Speaker A:

I should have brought you on tonight.

Speaker A:

Mike Portner made it.

Speaker A:

Chill wheel.

Speaker A:

Look, earlier this year I had a cold.

Speaker A:

Noxby.

Speaker A:

My first one.

Speaker A:

51.

Speaker A:

Took me a while to get there.

Speaker A:

Bourbon nerd at 51 has yet to have one.

Speaker A:

Come on, Jamie.

Speaker A:

At 40.

Speaker E:

What are you?

Speaker A:

45 Is yet to have one.

Speaker A:

But he's just now hit the mark.

Speaker A:

Wes is 40.

Speaker E:

29.

Speaker E:

29.

Speaker A:

59.

Speaker A:

He's yet to have one.

Speaker A:

The group decided last night.

Speaker A:

I just had one.

Speaker A:

I don't have anyone's opinion.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

That they're going to do a group outing for Cole Moxby and would love for people to join them.

Speaker A:

If you're in that age range, you're afraid to get it done, let us know.

Speaker A:

We would love to bring you all along.

Speaker A:

I bet Will would support.

Speaker A:

Support this.

Speaker A:

I know I would.

Speaker D:

Well, they let us drink in there while we're doing it.

Speaker A:

But no, you can't drink before you go under.

Speaker A:

A lot of times you gotta be knocked out.

Speaker A:

But.

Speaker A:

But these three.

Speaker A:

Are they gonna do it?

Speaker A:

Yeah, you gotta be knocked out.

Speaker A:

You want to be knocked out?

Speaker A:

I tell you now.

Speaker A:

You want to be knocked out.

Speaker A:

Tell them, Will.

Speaker A:

Will, tell them.

Speaker A:

There we go.

Speaker D:

Look, you got.

Speaker A:

Kevin said he started at 45.

Speaker A:

These guys have not.

Speaker A:

We also.

Speaker A:

Look, we have a friend.

Speaker D:

Mark.

Speaker A:

I didn't realize that tomorrow told me that night.

Speaker A:

He's our age.

Speaker A:

They went to do a colonoscopy.

Speaker A:

They couldn't get it in because his cancer was so bad and he had not had it.

Speaker A:

And it's time to get it done.

Speaker A:

So we're going to work that up and figure out how to make it happen.

Speaker A:

If you reach out to us, you can join us.

Speaker D:

Chill.

Speaker A:

Will's right.

Speaker A:

Best sleep ever.

Speaker D:

I think what we need to do though it is.

Speaker D:

We need to do like a diary of us the night before taking a dowry.

Speaker D:

Diary.

Speaker A:

Diary.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Now look.

Speaker A:

Okay, but let me tell you something.

Speaker D:

Video.

Speaker A:

The.

Speaker A:

The I when I had to do clean out was not that big a deal.

Speaker A:

I know a lot of people say how terrible.

Speaker A:

It wasn't that big deal to me.

Speaker D:

I expect it has explosive diarrhea.

Speaker A:

It really wasn't.

Speaker A:

Now I'm gonna tell you the one mistake I made.

Speaker A:

The really bad mistake I made.

Speaker E:

Oh, Mark.

Speaker A:

Knows what it is.

Speaker A:

So have y' all had the KFC hot wings?

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

That's good.

Speaker A:

They remind me of the dodge store, which I love.

Speaker A:

Dodge store hot wings.

Speaker A:

But the day they found a whole.

Speaker E:

One in there, didn't they?

Speaker A:

Well, no, I didn't eat right.

Speaker A:

I got cleaned out.

Speaker A:

The very next day I got me about a dozen hot wings.

Speaker A:

And let me tell you something.

Speaker A:

I didn't realize what had occurred back there until that point in time.

Speaker A:

And it.

Speaker A:

I was kind of sore next day.

Speaker A:

So don't need hot wings after you had your cold.

Speaker A:

Nice me, but look it.

Speaker A:

We got to make a point for men to get this done.

Speaker C:

Yeah, we gotta do it.

Speaker D:

We gotta do it.

Speaker C:

We gotta do it.

Speaker A:

Gotta do it.

Speaker A:

If I can make it, you guys can make it.

Speaker A:

Chill, Will.

Speaker A:

We know what he's been doing through and he's still kicking.

Speaker A:

Yes.

Speaker A:

My ass was on fire too.

Speaker A:

Well, there you go.

Speaker D:

We need to.

Speaker D:

We didn't figure out the how to make this work to get a group in there.

Speaker C:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

So I think first thing you gotta go your doctor get recommended.

Speaker A:

Then I think we should go to gastro one in Memphis.

Speaker A:

They are a big group.

Speaker D:

Said he'd do looked really professional.

Speaker C:

He won't put you down.

Speaker D:

I ain't sure what's going on.

Speaker A:

Was it one of the guys from the burgazy thing?

Speaker D:

What do you say?

Speaker D:

We got to go gastro.

Speaker A:

Gastro one.

Speaker A:

And I mean that got like a machine over there.

Speaker A:

They couldn't do me because I'm too heavy.

Speaker A:

I had to go to hospital.

Speaker A:

But next time I won't be because I'm losing weight still.

Speaker A:

But look, it's something you got to get done.

Speaker A:

Guys.

Speaker A:

If Chill.

Speaker A:

Chill, Will.

Speaker A:

We know what he's been through.

Speaker A:

Big Rich is joining us to everybody.

Speaker A:

Yep.

Speaker A:

If my name is ride, let me know.

Speaker A:

Chill, Will.

Speaker A:

When he.

Speaker A:

He has told us how many times he touched me.

Speaker C:

Yeah, we'll talk about it.

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

No, it's probably saved his life from catching it.

Speaker C:

Yeah.

Speaker C:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Both times they called it early.

Speaker D:

We have a party van and a.

Speaker A:

Bottle share after, after, after.

Speaker A:

But no, no hot wings.

Speaker D:

But God.

Speaker A:

Seriously, we're gonna do that.

Speaker A:

We're gonna document it.

Speaker A:

And we're not just saying it because that's so important to me too, Will.

Speaker C:

Oh, yeah, for sure.

Speaker D:

I watched.

Speaker D:

I watched a documentary on Facebook.

Speaker D:

That's not Facebook.

Speaker D:

Netflix.

Speaker D:

That's what really started the conversation of the day.

Speaker D:

And then we got into you talking about Yalls, buddy.

Speaker D:

And Yep.

Speaker D:

You know, she'll.

Speaker D:

And I mean you know, it's.

Speaker A:

It's a real deal.

Speaker A:

You catch it, you survive, dude.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker D:

Guys, we want to not go do stuff because we don't feel like taking the time.

Speaker D:

And I was at work the other day, the guy with this had tooth pulled.

Speaker D:

He said, man, I'm embarrassed to say, but first time I've been a dentist in 16 years.

Speaker D:

Because we just don't go do stuff.

Speaker E:

No.

Speaker E:

No, we don't.

Speaker E:

No.

Speaker A:

I ain't been a dense two years because they quit taking my insurance.

Speaker D:

Me and Wes.

Speaker D:

Our dad died at 49 years old.

Speaker E:

Yep.

Speaker A:

From everything.

Speaker E:

Everything.

Speaker E:

He didn't take care of himself.

Speaker E:

And he had stroke.

Speaker E:

But A massive, massive stroke.

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker C:

Come.

Speaker D:

Finally.

Speaker D:

He's had several mini strokes for, like, years.

Speaker E:

Like, you know, P on the commode.

Speaker A:

This is very important to us.

Speaker D:

We're g. Look, we're gonna put it out.

Speaker A:

Facebook everywhere.

Speaker A:

We got friends in Memphis, I'm sure close by.

Speaker A:

We got friends.

Speaker A:

Central Arkansas.

Speaker A:

We got friends everywhere.

Speaker A:

If you don't come do it with us, that's fine.

Speaker A:

We'll.

Speaker D:

We'll.

Speaker A:

We'll sit there one by one and.

Speaker A:

And run people through and watch after them before.

Speaker A:

It is not as big a deal as you think it is.

Speaker A:

Even the cleanout was not as bad.

Speaker D:

So we will call it life of the patio.

Speaker D:

Ask play.

Speaker A:

No, we will not.

Speaker D:

We won't.

Speaker A:

We will not.

Speaker D:

We will not do that.

Speaker D:

That take.

Speaker D:

Scratch that.

Speaker A:

But that's coming down with the brown.

Speaker A:

And I'm.

Speaker A:

Look, this is one thing we're gonna get done because it's too important to us.

Speaker A:

Because, look, I'm get terrified.

Speaker A:

What I'm about to say.

Speaker A:

What we got talking about last night.

Speaker A:

Who gonna be the first to go?

Speaker A:

That was.

Speaker A:

That's how we got on it.

Speaker A:

Who gonna be the first to go?

Speaker A:

We get a little bit older.

Speaker D:

Selfish.

Speaker D:

Marty said he wants to be the first.

Speaker D:

He did.

Speaker A:

He said that.

Speaker A:

That's how we got talkers.

Speaker A:

And the best thing we do is everybody just live forever.

Speaker A:

We'll be 100 doing life patio with eight people.

Speaker A:

No, there'll be four people watching their mouth.

Speaker D:

No.

Speaker D:

Gone.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker D:

Yep.

Speaker A:

Chill, Will you want to be alive for your family and friends?

Speaker A:

That's right.

Speaker A:

That's what started the conversation.

Speaker A:

And I called him out, especially Marty.

Speaker A:

I know he don't want nothing up his butt, but anyway, Waymo.

Speaker A:

Marty reminded me of this story.

Speaker A:

Y' all familiar with Waymo.

Speaker A:

It's almost like Brad's Tesla that drives him around, you know, just cruising around.

Speaker A:

Waymo had two 15 year olds.

Speaker A:

They got in the back of the Waymo.

Speaker A:

They thought they're gonna be delivered to their next location.

Speaker A:

They started throwing stuff out the window.

Speaker A:

They were taking a joyride at San Mateo, California.

Speaker A:

They were drinking alcohol, shot jail bead, toy guns.

Speaker A:

So they was doing those black guns out the window.

Speaker A:

Waymo interior camera caught the bad behavior and prompted the company to stop the car and direct the police to its location.

Speaker A:

They locked them dudes in the car to the police got there.

Speaker A:

What do you think about that?

Speaker D:

I don't necessarily like that.

Speaker E:

What?

Speaker A:

They pulled over to shopping center where officers surrounded and detained the teenager.

Speaker D:

A private entity held two kids hostage.

Speaker A:

Because they were breaking the law.

Speaker C:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Interesting.

Speaker C:

Let me ask you all this way more cop.

Speaker E:

Well, hold on, hold on.

Speaker E:

Let's back up to the:

Speaker E:

How many?

Speaker A:

There was no way MOS in:

Speaker E:

But there were neighbors who would 100% spank your tail.

Speaker A:

Okay, okay.

Speaker D:

Let me ask.

Speaker D:

This is kind of where I'm going to with this.

Speaker D:

Anybody.

Speaker D:

I'm sure everybody here knows about btk.

Speaker D:

The BTK Killer.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker D:

So y' all know how he ended up getting caught?

Speaker A:

Yeah, his daughter turned him in.

Speaker D:

No, they used his daughter's DNA.

Speaker A:

I know.

Speaker E:

It was something I did.

Speaker D:

And then she said in an interview she was.

Speaker D:

I mean, along with everything else, being embarrassed by that being her dad.

Speaker D:

She was mortified that they used her patch mirror and I.

Speaker D:

Is that amazing privacy?

Speaker E:

Well, I mean, they can't.

Speaker E:

They've called so many killers and mass murders because of the 10 folks giving.

Speaker A:

Their DNA somewhere, 21 me now gone.

Speaker A:

That's defunct.

Speaker A:

And they sold your DNA for you unless you told them not to.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker D:

So, I mean, I don't.

Speaker A:

Did y' all do DNA 21 of me?

Speaker A:

No, I didn't mean my wife did.

Speaker D:

I wish I would have.

Speaker A:

And look up her family.

Speaker A:

Claimed they were like American Indian descendants.

Speaker A:

The.

Speaker E:

The.

Speaker A:

The.

Speaker A:

The 21 May came back.

Speaker A:

There was no American Indian.

Speaker D:

Oh, man.

Speaker D:

They were like, what's your name?

Speaker A:

Yeah, but I think that's bs.

Speaker E:

Wow.

Speaker E:

You don't know either.

Speaker A:

No.

Speaker A:

There's no way to prove it.

Speaker D:

Be like.

Speaker D:

My kids are always interested in the fact.

Speaker D:

They tell us they'll say they're a quarter Italian, which statistically would make sense, but that's not how it works.

Speaker A:

It does work, though.

Speaker D:

No, it does not work that way.

Speaker A:

You have.

Speaker D:

You have the equal parts in there, but it's like shaking up a glass.

Speaker E:

And you don't know what.

Speaker E:

Okay.

Speaker D:

It's going to actually be.

Speaker A:

But from simple terms, they are a quarter percent, but you're right.

Speaker A:

From a genetic terms, it could be much less than that.

Speaker D:

Yeah, it could be much more than that.

Speaker C:

It could be more.

Speaker D:

Yeah, it could be.

Speaker D:

You don't have any way of knowing.

Speaker A:

How many of your kids are.

Speaker A:

Oh, no, no, they don't.

Speaker A:

Maddie maybe.

Speaker D:

I would say Maddie's probably.

Speaker D:

She's got.

Speaker A:

She may be Italian in her.

Speaker A:

But now Charlie and her cousin Shelby.

Speaker A:

Now both of them.

Speaker D:

But now Charlie's dad has a dated American him.

Speaker D:

So Maddie could have some of that too.

Speaker A:

You think he does?

Speaker D:

Well, that's fair enough.

Speaker D:

No, no, they're actually.

Speaker D:

They had somebody on the road, so.

Speaker A:

He actually had a Native American in him.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker D:

One of their roses on the road.

Speaker A:

Okay.

Speaker A:

Oh, hey, we've been doing really good.

Speaker D:

Here we go.

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

745.

Speaker A:

J.D.

Speaker A:

Vance was on Joe Rogan.

Speaker B:

Is.

Speaker D:

Is he not just fun to listen to?

Speaker E:

Oh, Joe Rogan or J.

Speaker D:

Both.

Speaker C:

I like to hear him talk.

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker E:

J. V. He's smart.

Speaker D:

He sounds smart, but he's so just normal.

Speaker E:

He is.

Speaker E:

That's what makes him.

Speaker A:

But it's like that.

Speaker E:

Do people want normal?

Speaker A:

But people in general.

Speaker A:

Do you want normal or do you want somebody sounds better than you?

Speaker E:

I want normal.

Speaker A:

But historically, has that been the case?

Speaker E:

Yes.

Speaker E:

Yes.

Speaker A:

I don't believe it is.

Speaker A:

I think historically people want folks that.

Speaker E:

Hold on.

Speaker A:

Seem smarter, seem better than them.

Speaker A:

Let's say more educated than them.

Speaker E:

Let's back it up to the 80s.

Speaker C:

Yeah.

Speaker E:

That's exactly how Reagan got voted in.

Speaker E:

He was more like.

Speaker E:

He acted more like the normal person.

Speaker D:

The:

Speaker E:

Okay.

Speaker D:

Intelligent, don't get wrong.

Speaker D:

But I mean, they were.

Speaker A:

They spoke a different language, probably in the common person.

Speaker D:

They were elite, but they were.

Speaker E:

They were farmers.

Speaker D:

Yeah, they were farmers.

Speaker D:

They were.

Speaker D:

They knew strife, but they were elite.

Speaker A:

They were smart.

Speaker A:

They didn't speak the same language that the farmer spoke, but they were farmers.

Speaker A:

This is a problem that people talk about with Jasmine Crockett, who went.

Speaker A:

Since she lost her primary win, like, quiet.

Speaker A:

But do you want people representing you that talk like you?

Speaker E:

Well, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker A:

It's a simple question.

Speaker D:

We're talking about the way they carry themselves.

Speaker D:

Yes.

Speaker A:

Do you want people representing you that talk the way you talk?

Speaker E:

Smarter than me.

Speaker A:

He is smarter than you, Will.

Speaker E:

Well, yes, I know that.

Speaker E:

That's what I'm saying is he may seem like more like me, but he's smarter than me is what I feel like.

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

So is he fake?

Speaker C:

No.

Speaker E:

No.

Speaker D:

Okay, here's A good example.

Speaker D:

Look, Gary Scott talks similar to us.

Speaker D:

He'll talk like we do.

Speaker D:

But Gary's smarter than I am.

Speaker E:

Yeah, Gary's definitely smarter than me.

Speaker D:

Yeah, Gary carries himself better than I do.

Speaker E:

Yeah, I vote for him.

Speaker E:

Would you vote for him?

Speaker E:

Gary for president?

Speaker D:

No, baby.

Speaker A:

Governor, not personal.

Speaker A:

No, but.

Speaker D:

But hey, Gary.

Speaker A:

Gary, you got a vote right there from west for president.

Speaker A:

There's one JD Vance, though, claimed he is a target of his Israeli funded propaganda campaign over his Iran peace push.

Speaker A:

And that Jeffrey Epstein had ties to the Mossad, which we all knew that to begin with.

Speaker A:

Is he gonna be our next president?

Speaker A:

Is JD Vancon my next president?

Speaker D:

Look, the Democrats.

Speaker D:

It's hard to win back to back with different candidates.

Speaker D:

The Democrats do not have a strong candidate yet.

Speaker E:

Nope.

Speaker A:

You don't believe that Gavin Newsom's a strong candidate?

Speaker E:

No, no.

Speaker B:

You have.

Speaker D:

Newsom is.

Speaker D:

He has dropped the ball in his own state.

Speaker D:

He.

Speaker D:

His opportunity was after Trump's initial presidency.

Speaker D:

Yeah, it's falling apart.

Speaker D:

I mean, they're.

Speaker D:

They're looking back at Kamala Harris as a potential candidate.

Speaker E:

Oh, well, I mean, that's fine.

Speaker A:

Look, politics is kind of a joke these days anyway.

Speaker C:

It really is.

Speaker D:

It really is.

Speaker A:

And look, socialism has taken over.

Speaker A:

It's kind of crazy.

Speaker D:

New York's felon socialism was taken over.

Speaker E:

Have you heard Jimmy Carr explain socialism?

Speaker A:

Jimmy who?

Speaker D:

Jimmy Carr.

Speaker E:

Jimmy Carr, if you remember.

Speaker D:

Do you remember, Jamie?

Speaker D:

It's great.

Speaker D:

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker A:

I don't know Jimmy Carr.

Speaker D:

Yeah, he's in.

Speaker D:

I mean, he's right.

Speaker D:

He's the social.

Speaker D:

It was a great idea.

Speaker D:

It's the wrong species.

Speaker A:

Yeah, I heard the exact same thing.

Speaker A:

Yeah, the exact same thing.

Speaker E:

He's a. Socialism in the family is wonderful in your family.

Speaker D:

Yeah, he's associated.

Speaker D:

Your family is.

Speaker C:

Right.

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker D:

You.

Speaker D:

You spread out past that.

Speaker A:

If you had the right group of people, socialism would work for you.

Speaker A:

Beautiful.

Speaker E:

No, you wouldn't, because you don't care when you start getting other families, other people.

Speaker D:

You know, they have a movie out now for Animal.

Speaker E:

Animal Farm.

Speaker A:

Oh, really?

Speaker E:

I need to watch it.

Speaker D:

Yeah, I'm gonna watch it too.

Speaker D:

But that's really.

Speaker A:

Marty, do you know what we're talking about?

Speaker A:

We're talking about Animal Farm.

Speaker A:

It is a:

Speaker A:

So look, big race.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Animal Farm is written by George Orwell, right?

Speaker D:

Yes.

Speaker A:

And it.

Speaker D:

He also produced the.

Speaker D:

The TV show George.

Speaker D:

What's the show?

Speaker A:

Uh, George Orwell did.

Speaker D:

What's his Big brother?

Speaker D:

Yeah, Big brother.

Speaker A:

No, that.

Speaker E:

But.

Speaker A:

But Big brother come from George Orwell used animals to represent what socialism would look like.

Speaker A:

Then he created:

Speaker A:

America today.

Speaker D:

Speaking of post apocalyptic.

Speaker D:

That we weren't.

Speaker D:

Well, yeah, you were 84.

Speaker D:

Has anybody.

Speaker D:

First of all, does anybody remember the Richard Bachman book Longest, the Long Mile?

Speaker D:

Yep.

Speaker D:

Have you watched the movie out?

Speaker E:

No, not yet, but I want to.

Speaker D:

Very, very good.

Speaker D:

It is hard to stop watching the Longest.

Speaker D:

It was a very hard read.

Speaker E:

Tragic.

Speaker A:

You know, Wes can read.

Speaker A:

Well, I read all the time.

Speaker D:

So Richard Botman's Stephen King?

Speaker E:

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker E:

It's a pseudonym, actually.

Speaker A:

I didn't.

Speaker B:

No.

Speaker D:

Steve King's pseudonym.

Speaker D:

Rich Bob's real name.

Speaker D:

Yeah, Richard Bachman's his real name.

Speaker E:

No, it's not.

Speaker A:

I don't think.

Speaker A:

I think you're wrong.

Speaker D:

I think about backwards.

Speaker E:

Yeah, I think you're backwards.

Speaker E:

Because he didn't want to skew.

Speaker A:

But now he didn't use Richard Bachman to write the.

Speaker A:

His other books, did he?

Speaker C:

No.

Speaker D:

Well, he had several books that were.

Speaker A:

The one with that.

Speaker A:

I'm thinking about Running man, the Long Walk.

Speaker A:

Oh, Shawshank.

Speaker A:

But he didn't pin that as Stephen King.

Speaker D:

I think he did.

Speaker D:

I don't think.

Speaker A:

No, I don't think he did.

Speaker A:

But not as Box.

Speaker E:

The ones he did, Richard Bachman, were less than horror.

Speaker E:

They wasn't a horror genre.

Speaker E:

And that's why he did them that.

Speaker E:

Because he wouldn't be so.

Speaker D:

You know, he had one about kids taking over a high school and they don't even sell it in the United States anymore.

Speaker D:

But the law, the.

Speaker D:

The Long Walk.

Speaker D:

The movie was very, very, very good.

Speaker D:

And it had a:

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker D:

And right.

Speaker E:

I.

Speaker E:

You know, and I couldn't.

Speaker D:

I couldn't stop watching.

Speaker E:

Stephen King is one of my favorite authors.

Speaker E:

He's just one of my.

Speaker E:

He's a horrible finisher on his books.

Speaker D:

No.

Speaker E:

Yes.

Speaker E:

He finishes books.

Speaker E:

Horrible.

Speaker E:

He gets like the last chapter, like, it's got to end now, so let's make really stupid stuff.

Speaker B:

All right.

Speaker A:

So he used.

Speaker A:

He had three names.

Speaker A:

John Swythen, Richard Bachman.

Speaker A:

Well, yeah, I didn't either.

Speaker A:

The Shawshank was written by John Swythen, which was Stephen King.

Speaker E:

Okay.

Speaker A:

But he is one of the greatest writers.

Speaker A:

There's a few movies.

Speaker A:

Few movies I can watch over and over and over.

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Green Miles one.

Speaker A:

Shawshank is another.

Speaker D:

What's your one movie that every time you see it on, you gotta watch all the way through?

Speaker A:

Sha Shank, Top Gun, probably f.

Speaker D:

I have money.

Speaker A:

I Will bet you I have watched for scum 30 times.

Speaker E:

The soundtrack on that alone is just.

Speaker A:

I watched it at the theater six times in the 90s.

Speaker E:

I like one of the Saving Private Ryan every time I watch it.

Speaker E:

Man, I almost cry at the beginning because I.

Speaker D:

You know, that's such a. Yeah.

Speaker D:

Anybody on?

Speaker D:

I think it was on Netflix.

Speaker D:

Yeah, the Long Walk.

Speaker D:

Really good.

Speaker E:

I'm check it out, then I.

Speaker A:

We'll check it out.

Speaker E:

Yep.

Speaker A:

The Long Walk.

Speaker A:

Marty just got into the Landman last week.

Speaker A:

He's probably already caught up.

Speaker C:

No, not yet.

Speaker D:

I like Man's really good.

Speaker D:

I wore out season one.

Speaker D:

Loved it.

Speaker D:

I haven't turned season.

Speaker E:

It gets better.

Speaker C:

We went straight into it.

Speaker D:

Yeah, it gets better.

Speaker A:

You haven't watched season two?

Speaker D:

No.

Speaker E:

What about.

Speaker E:

I'm watching Tulsa King right now.

Speaker C:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

All right.

Speaker A:

What season are you in?

Speaker D:

Tuscany 2.

Speaker D:

I'm bad about it.

Speaker C:

All right.

Speaker A:

I'm in season three, but I haven't picked it back up.

Speaker E:

Obviously, Jamie Sheridan does not understand gangsters.

Speaker A:

Jamie Sheridan.

Speaker E:

Is that his brother or Tyler Sheridan?

Speaker A:

Taylor.

Speaker E:

Taylor.

Speaker E:

Okay.

Speaker E:

Obviously.

Speaker E:

He.

Speaker E:

Jamie Sheridan played in the Stephen King movie the Stand.

Speaker E:

Yeah, my bad.

Speaker E:

So I still have Steven King, but.

Speaker D:

Anyway, another good movie.

Speaker E:

So he obviously doesn't understand gangsters like he does cowboys, because they're almost a caricature.

Speaker A:

No, I think he did that on purpose.

Speaker E:

You think so?

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Oh, yeah.

Speaker A:

No, this is.

Speaker A:

To me, Tulsa King is Sylvester Stallone's second greatest show.

Speaker A:

Third maybe.

Speaker A:

What do you got about Rocky number one?

Speaker A:

The original Rocky.

Speaker E:

Great in there.

Speaker E:

But my problem with Sylvester Sloan's character.

Speaker A:

Number two, though, is Rambo first.

Speaker E:

I know.

Speaker D:

Stop Her Mama shoot was pretty solid.

Speaker E:

That was Stop Her My Mama shoot.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker E:

Hey, so.

Speaker E:

So my problem with Sylvester Sl is.

Speaker E:

Same problem I have with Rip and Yellowstone.

Speaker A:

A problem with Rip, he may kill you up.

Speaker E:

He has no weakness.

Speaker E:

He is a superhero in that show.

Speaker A:

Yes, he does have a weakness.

Speaker A:

Rip is.

Speaker A:

Beth is his weakness.

Speaker E:

That's his only weakness.

Speaker A:

And Carter, which we're gonna find out what that means in season three.

Speaker C:

Oh, yeah.

Speaker D:

What show we talking about now?

Speaker A:

All right, so.

Speaker A:

Oh, you haven't seen Yellowstone, have you?

Speaker D:

Yeah, I did get so far.

Speaker D:

No.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Dutton Ranch is way better.

Speaker E:

But what I'm saying is, I don't like this.

Speaker A:

You know what the best Taylor Sheridan show, you probably like it.

Speaker A:

The Lioness.

Speaker A:

I love that show.

Speaker A:

Lioness is great.

Speaker A:

What's that great?

Speaker A:

Paramount.

Speaker A:

That's all I watch is Paramount.

Speaker A:

Apparently,.

Speaker D:

There's nobody doing better than Paramount.

Speaker E:

As far as original content.

Speaker A:

Hey, we Started going back and watching old Survivors.

Speaker A:

We're on season one of Survivors.

Speaker D:

Paramount's the one that did Walking Dead, right?

Speaker A:

They don't have Walking.

Speaker E:

AMC did Walking.

Speaker A:

Paramount has all of the Taylor Sheridan shows and Mayor of Kingstowne.

Speaker A:

Guys, if you hadn't watched it, you gotta watch it.

Speaker D:

I've heard does some great things make.

Speaker A:

It through three episodes.

Speaker E:

I got through what season one.

Speaker D:

But it's got a boyfriend.

Speaker D:

Avengers on it, right?

Speaker A:

Yep, yep.

Speaker A:

But lion is who got run over by the snowflake.

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Gotta watch Lioness.

Speaker A:

New it season coming soon.

Speaker A:

Sons of Anarchy.

Speaker A:

That's not totally shared.

Speaker A:

He was in it.

Speaker A:

Oh, hey, so why did you ever watch Sunset, Archie?

Speaker D:

So many people told me that you'd love it.

Speaker B:

I love it.

Speaker C:

I gotta watch one thing at a time.

Speaker A:

Well, all right.

Speaker A:

When you finish that watch.

Speaker E:

Hey, look at your comments.

Speaker C:

That's next.

Speaker C:

That's next on my list.

Speaker E:

Linus and Great by Big Rich beach sand, Bourbon.

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker E:

He said my son was in part of Tulsa King.

Speaker E:

It was filmed partly in Oklahoma City.

Speaker C:

Yeah.

Speaker E:

Which is kind of cool.

Speaker A:

Cool.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker D:

Love it.

Speaker A:

Love it.

Speaker A:

But Lioness is right.

Speaker A:

It is great.

Speaker A:

And Khmer of Kingstowne is really good, too.

Speaker E:

Sure.

Speaker E:

We all did, too.

Speaker E:

We'll just sit watching last night.

Speaker D:

So, like, I always go back to Breaking Bad.

Speaker D:

Oh, yeah.

Speaker D:

I love Breaking Bad.

Speaker E:

I watched two or three seasons Breaking Bad.

Speaker C:

Only two?

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker D:

Did they had hiatus?

Speaker D:

They quit producing.

Speaker A:

Oh, you watched it during.

Speaker A:

When it was really coming out.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker D:

And then they had a hiatus and you quit producing it for like two years.

Speaker E:

Really?

Speaker E:

I didn't know that.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker E:

And I lose interest in them.

Speaker A:

All right, so listen, I haven't seen the last.

Speaker E:

Last what?

Speaker A:

I watched all the Breaking Bad.

Speaker A:

You got to watch it all.

Speaker A:

Pick back up, but then go into Better Call Saul.

Speaker E:

Yeah, that's really good.

Speaker A:

You got to make your way about halfway through the first season.

Speaker A:

And Better Call Saul, I believe, is a better show.

Speaker D:

I'm trying to watch Better Calls.

Speaker D:

It is very slow.

Speaker A:

It's slow.

Speaker A:

And it took me forever to get through the first five episodes.

Speaker A:

And somebody said, you gotta do it T. And then when I got done, it's a better.

Speaker E:

Is that when he decides to become Saul?

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

But it even goes beyond that.

Speaker A:

It's so good.

Speaker D:

This movie's a nobody.

Speaker E:

Yes.

Speaker E:

Ms. Nobody.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker D:

Is it, Mr. Yeah.

Speaker A:

One and two.

Speaker A:

There's two of them.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Chill.

Speaker A:

Will mentioned Hail Mary.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Project Hail Mary last night.

Speaker A:

It's on prime prime right now.

Speaker A:

And it's about an alien.

Speaker E:

It's really good.

Speaker E:

The book is wonderful.

Speaker E:

Andy Weir is a wonderful writer.

Speaker D:

I'll tell you a very pleasantly good TV show that's odd is Resident Alien.

Speaker B:

I see.

Speaker E:

I, I, that's Andy Tudy.

Speaker E:

I love Alan Tudy.

Speaker E:

I love Alan.

Speaker A:

Will said expanse on.

Speaker A:

Somebody told me that before.

Speaker E:

The Expanses, they, in fact, they got whole.

Speaker A:

You watched all the land, man?

Speaker A:

You've watched all of it?

Speaker D:

Oh, no, I've watched the first season.

Speaker D:

I've watched six seasons.

Speaker A:

Marty.

Speaker A:

Marty.

Speaker C:

I'm probably on six on the second,.

Speaker A:

And when he gets home, 90 probably might finish it.

Speaker C:

Oh, probably.

Speaker C:

I probably will a couple episodes, man.

Speaker E:

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker C:

That's probably the only thing I remember.

Speaker E:

But, you know, he spent such truth.

Speaker E:

That's why I always like, people are.

Speaker A:

Saying project Ham Mary was really great.

Speaker A:

I need to check it out.

Speaker E:

It's.

Speaker C:

Yeah,.

Speaker D:

I'm big on project Pat.

Speaker C:

Go really pimp.

Speaker A:

Well, we got to finish season one of Survivor.

Speaker A:

I know who wins, but it's still interesting.

Speaker E:

I don't now.

Speaker E:

I do like the, like the reality television that's on amc.

Speaker D:

I hate reality tv.

Speaker E:

I hate it like, they do the.

Speaker A:

You know what Big Brother with your family rest your family.

Speaker A:

Watch Big Brother.

Speaker D:

Yeah, I just go to my room.

Speaker E:

All right.

Speaker D:

I go bedroom.

Speaker E:

I hate my brother.

Speaker E:

But no, like the, the hoarders and stuff like that.

Speaker E:

I, I really, I kind of enjoy.

Speaker A:

That because it's like, it's satisfying when they clean it up.

Speaker E:

Yes.

Speaker A:

West is very organized.

Speaker E:

I am.

Speaker E:

I really.

Speaker A:

I could be a hoarder person.

Speaker A:

Probably.

Speaker A:

My wife is organized.

Speaker A:

Marty is organized.

Speaker A:

Jamie and Charlie could probably both be hoarders.

Speaker D:

No, I, I can't stand it.

Speaker D:

But pick your battles.

Speaker A:

So Charlie's like me.

Speaker A:

She could be a hoarder.

Speaker A:

Look, y', all, I have a thing with cables.

Speaker A:

Literally, y' all can't see it, but there's cables everywhere, and I know where everything goes.

Speaker A:

Everything I work on.

Speaker A:

There's cables everywhere.

Speaker D:

When me and Charlie first moved our.

Speaker D:

Our house, we're in now.

Speaker D:

We only have one kid time, but we'd have enough furniture to fill it.

Speaker A:

I hope you only had one kid at a time.

Speaker D:

Yeah, I'm just saying.

Speaker E:

Twins.

Speaker D:

No, that's before we had magic and we'd have enough furniture to fill it, and I loved it.

Speaker D:

There was nothing in the house.

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker D:

Simplicity.

Speaker D:

Yes.

Speaker D:

Hey, let's talk about, like, a couch, clutter, a table, and that's it.

Speaker A:

Let's talk about.

Speaker A:

Let's talk about old shows.

Speaker A:

Chill.

Speaker A:

Will said he watched Dirty Harry last night.

Speaker E:

Oh, have you seen the.

Speaker E:

The edited stuff where, like, dirty hair walks around shooting the, like, it shows up big Tom Hanks and big.

Speaker E:

And he shoots the.

Speaker A:

Oh, that's some AI stuff.

Speaker D:

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker E:

It's hilarious, though.

Speaker D:

Yeah, there's a bunch of them.

Speaker A:

You can't compare that.

Speaker C:

You know, I like old show Stripes.

Speaker C:

So what you got, like, Stripes, National Lampoons, Vacation, Both of them comedies you can't make.

Speaker A:

Look, I was watching a show from.

Speaker A:

I think it was an Office episode from, like, 05.

Speaker A:

There's no way you can make it.

Speaker C:

You can't even do that.

Speaker D:

What I want to do.

Speaker D:

I've never sit down, watched off.

Speaker D:

Oh, my God.

Speaker A:

I have watched.

Speaker A:

You know, I told you, I can't watch multiple shows over and over.

Speaker A:

I bet.

Speaker A:

I watched the entire series of the Office five times.

Speaker D:

You know, watch Scrubs two or three times.

Speaker E:

You know what show I want to binge watch?

Speaker E:

Parks and Recreation.

Speaker A:

So it's similar humor to Office.

Speaker A:

I can't get into it, but Michael Scott, the reason I get into it.

Speaker A:

Hold on.

Speaker A:

Michael Scott is the manager, and he's cringe.

Speaker A:

Everything he says makes me cringe because I'm a manager.

Speaker A:

You are, too.

Speaker A:

And when you're a manager and you're like, oh, my gosh, Humor.

Speaker A:

I, I.

Speaker E:

Because it makes me cringe.

Speaker D:

I suggest everybody goes and watches Go in entire, in entirety.

Speaker D:

My name is Earl.

Speaker D:

That is one of the greatest.

Speaker D:

It really is.

Speaker E:

It really is.

Speaker A:

I lost interest.

Speaker E:

Have you seen the dude, his buddy from there?

Speaker E:

All that weight he's lost?

Speaker D:

That's his brother.

Speaker E:

His brother.

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker E:

Yeah, that dude is.

Speaker D:

Oh, he's ripped.

Speaker D:

He's like, lose weight.

Speaker A:

Yeah, but the Office.

Speaker A:

I need to start.

Speaker D:

Yeah, I want to sit down and watch that off.

Speaker A:

All right, guys, we've been iron five minutes, so it means.

Speaker A:

We can keep going.

Speaker E:

What you got for next time?

Speaker A:

We try not to overload, because some people go live for, like, five hours.

Speaker C:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

And let me make sure it's not something big important I didn't get to.

Speaker A:

Right here.

Speaker E:

That opened up.

Speaker A:

Well.

Speaker A:

Oh, UFOs.

Speaker A:

We'll talk about that probably next time.

Speaker A:

Look, we love the fact our Bourbon folks join us on the podcast.

Speaker D:

We love, love y' all coming to join.

Speaker D:

We do the podcast show for us.

Speaker D:

This is us just sitting around.

Speaker A:

It is.

Speaker A:

This is what started it all.

Speaker A:

And we realized we could do bourbon, and we like bourbon a lot.

Speaker D:

But this is actually our time soon.

Speaker E:

Just.

Speaker C:

Yeah.

Speaker E:

Hang out.

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

I think I hit.

Speaker A:

We hit.

Speaker A:

We really didn't talk about JD Fans A little bit, but yeah, we did Joe Rogan.

Speaker A:

How great is Joe Rogan, though?

Speaker E:

He has revolutionized podcasts.

Speaker E:

I mean.

Speaker D:

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker D:

We revolutionized podcasts.

Speaker D:

He.

Speaker E:

He mocks us.

Speaker D:

He is.

Speaker D:

He has ridd.

Speaker A:

That's right.

Speaker A:

Yeah, he has talked about the Waymo.

Speaker E:

Police, but is he not the quintessential?

Speaker E:

Like, if you want to describe what podcast is.

Speaker E:

Well, he started early and he's, you know, he's big.

Speaker A:

Yeah, he.

Speaker A:

He is the guy.

Speaker A:

No, no, Sean Ryan is right there with him.

Speaker A:

Love those guys.

Speaker A:

All right, I'm gonna play us out.

Speaker A:

You don't.

Speaker A:

What?

Speaker E:

I don't know who.

Speaker E:

Sean.

Speaker A:

You've never listened to a Sean Ryan podcast?

Speaker C:

No, I even know who that is.

Speaker E:

I don't know who that is.

Speaker A:

You gotta.

Speaker A:

All right, your 10 minute commute now.

Speaker A:

You gotta look it up.

Speaker A:

You listen to Sean.

Speaker D:

I don't know who that is either, really.

Speaker A:

He was an ex Navy seal.

Speaker C:

Well, I guess Terry got me.

Speaker A:

Yeah, he does a great pod.

Speaker A:

He does long form.

Speaker A:

He'll be like four.

Speaker C:

It'll be four hours.

Speaker A:

Four hours?

Speaker E:

But I've never heard this dude.

Speaker A:

Oh, no, he does some good stuff.

Speaker A:

Look, I'll tell you this.

Speaker A:

I'm gonna send you a link.

Speaker A:

What?

Speaker A:

Dog calling.

Speaker A:

I'll call him back a minute.

Speaker A:

Yeah, I'm gonna send you a link.

Speaker A:

Because after I send you a slink, you'll never let your kids get on Roblox again.

Speaker A:

I promise you.

Speaker E:

Oh, yeah, I know.

Speaker D:

That's horrible.

Speaker A:

Promise you.

Speaker A:

But I cannot find where we're live.

Speaker A:

No, hold on.

Speaker A:

I got this.

Speaker A:

There we are.

Speaker A:

All right, let me get this.

Speaker D:

There we go.

Speaker E:

Here we go.

Speaker E:

Yo, look at.

Speaker D:

We'll have a back door, Mac.

Speaker E:

Well, you know what?

Speaker E:

I thought we were gonna get one, but.

Speaker A:

Before this great one.

Speaker A:

Fake Gary.

Speaker E:

Thank Gary.

Speaker E:

Hey, if you know of a good back doorman, let know cuz we need one.

Speaker E:

And y like subscribe.

Speaker E:

Thank you.

Speaker C:

Thanks for watching all bourbon people and podcast people.

Speaker A:

Hey, guys.

Speaker A:

Road to a thousand.

Speaker B:

We have.

Speaker A:

We've been a week or two without getting any subs, but we.

Speaker A:

We need some hunt videos I think Wes actually has out there.

Speaker A:

But life from the patio.

Speaker E:

We out of here we go.

Speaker D:

We go.

Speaker B:

Save me, save me from my own pride.

Speaker B:

Change me, change me for my final ground.

Speaker B:

Oh, walk me, walk me to the riverside and lead me, lead me while my mother cried.

Speaker B:

Cause somebody done took from an outlaw.

Speaker B:

Take my picture down from the courthouse wall.

Speaker B:

I'm living in the clouds and I ain't gonna fall.

Speaker B:

Somebody done.

Speaker B:

Save this outlaw.

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