Episode 27
Should Kids attend Sexy Drag Shows at the Fajita King?! Nancy Retires, or does she? The guys hop a time machine back to 2012!
Join the guys while they discuss whether kids should attend the drag show at the local Fajita King? What does that even mean?! Find out!
Listen in as they discuss another drink they think you will like and a shortened version of hot takes!
Transcript
[00:00:12] EP27 - DW: Okay.
[:[00:00:29] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: No. I'm gonna, Liam no,
[:[00:00:31] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Crazy.
[:[00:00:38] EP-27 - T: they were hot, didn't you?
[:[00:00:41] EP-27 - T: They weren't ugly though. Were
[:[00:00:42] EP27 - DW: he smiled a little,
[:[00:00:44] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: they looked like me and wigs, but it was hilarious. They'd walk by, you could hear 'em cuz they got a mic and speakers.
[:[00:00:55] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: but yeah.
[:[00:00:58] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Yeah. Yes. But dude, the [00:01:00] one with the drag dudes was hilarious. Like they'd walk around the mike and there was guys that were you would see guys in there that are visibly uncomfortable by the whole situation. And this drag, we go stick a mike in his face.
[:[00:01:14] EP27 - DW: Any of us here would've had a great
[:[00:01:20] EP27 - DW: you?
[:[00:01:22] EP27 - DW: adult things than the other.
[:[00:01:23] EP-27 - T: fortunately I am but, so here's some things going on, and I know this sounds absolutely absurd.
[:[00:01:31] EP-27 - T: probably think I'm making this shit up
[:[00:01:33] EP-27 - T: Drag show for kids and it's not just once, it's multiple. So they're having these drag shows to celebrate LGBTQ and they are having them in public places.
[:[00:01:46] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: So is it the kids doing drag or the adults or men?
[:[00:01:51] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: So here's the, would anybody have a problem if I grabbed my son and took him to a strip club?
[:[00:01:58] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Why? Yeah. It's the same [00:02:00] thing but the point being that this is, Completely unacceptable.
[:[00:02:06] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: It's not perfectly fine. It's unacceptable. Children should not know about sex.
[:[00:02:19] EP27 - DW: Do what? What? Oh, basically
[:[00:02:28] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Yes.
[:[00:02:30] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: where that was. But they got in trouble for
[:[00:02:34] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: They should be shot is what they should be.
[:[00:02:37] EP-27 - T: I'm gonna ask you guys
[:[00:02:39] EP27 - DW: what should they be shot with Jeremy?
[:[00:02:45] EP-27 - T: Show at Adult Bar? No. If you were at a bar and drag came out, what you would partake, you wouldn't, you would not leave and go, oh, lgbtq, I'm running away.
[:[00:03:02] EP-27 - T: but that's the point of it. It's supposed, okay, so there's a couple different stories out, and most are out of Texas now. I don't know why
[:[00:03:10] EP-27 - T: So in Texas is fajita
[:[00:03:14] EP-27 - T: Fajita Kings is a I guess based on the name, they make the, they ought to be the king of fajitas.
[:[00:03:21] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: a wonderful thing to be a
[:[00:03:23] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: fajita kings. What y'all doing? The drag show. Oh, we're out there at the Kings
[:[00:03:35] EP-27 - T: I'm just upset I didn't come up with the idea.
[:[00:03:39] EP-27 - T: All right. I got a video. Okay, I'm gonna play this video.
[:[00:03:58] EP-27 - T: wonderful. [00:04:00] Wednesdays at
[:[00:04:03] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I can't,
[:[00:04:07] EP27 - DW: I
[:[00:04:09] EP-27 - T: It looks like a Chipotle
[:[00:04:13] EP27 - DW: There wasn't a fajita there. I guarantee it.
[:[00:04:26] EP27 - DW: Yeah.
[:[00:04:30] EP-27 - T: I'm gonna find the drag show.
[:[00:04:38] EP-27 - T: Oh. Oh,
[:[00:04:44] EP27 - DW: hey, but this has nothing to do with kids, right? This is like,
[:[00:04:47] EP27 - DW: the
[:[00:04:49] EP27 - DW: Oh, okay.
[:[00:04:51] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: No. There's adults in drag show, but there's kids there eating their fajitas,
[:[00:04:56] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: their face deep in fajitas that got tight in their face.
[:[00:05:06] EP27 - DW: Is
[:[00:05:09] EP27 - DW: Okay, listen, is it you dressed up like a woman while I, while me and my kids are eating fajitas and you're singing Whitney Houston, but you can actually sing, like that's kind of entertaining.
[:[00:05:24] EP27 - DW: that's not what I said.
[:[00:05:29] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I don't think that I, he saw a video. I did. You see the signs that are in this
[:[00:05:40] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: So the one you send is the gay bar.
[:[00:05:44] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I just think children can come to bars.
[:[00:05:47] EP-27 - T: that's just it. You're not supposed to be able to, what the hell?
[:[00:05:54] EP27 - DW: Yeah.
[:[00:05:56] EP-27 - T: That mug must be homeless.
[:[00:06:01] EP-27 - T: How, first of all, two things. How are parents allowing their kids into, to any bar? I don't care if it's a gay bar into any bar.
[:[00:06:15] EP-27 - T: You have
[:[00:06:19] EP27 - DW: Hey, when we were friends, you were technically like almost an adult and I was still a child at some point, so we went to
[:[00:06:28] EP27 - DW: To, yeah, so there's a
[:[00:06:33] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: it's 60 or 70. It's something, there's a race ship.
[:[00:06:43] EP27 - DW: time. Yeah. I mean, if you and your kids are in there, it's gonna still turn into a bar at a certain
[:[00:06:52] EP-27 - T: But why must we sexualize kids? A lot of the talk coming outta Florida about the left against DeSantis [00:07:00] was that he was against homosexual
[:[00:07:03] EP-27 - T: not what it
[:[00:07:09] EP-27 - T: So if a little girl decides, you know what? I think I'm a little boy. What do you. Let's play baseball. You gonna be a little boy, but you don't have to take
[:[00:07:23] EP-27 - T: But they turned out to be
[:[00:07:26] EP-27 - T: because you like doing things of
[:[00:07:34] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: She was the only girl. Her only options were to go play by herself. Or go out, shoot basketball with us. Play baseball. Yeah, play with the
[:[00:07:52] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: played. Yeah, no, she did everything. And she's very good at all
[:[00:07:57] EP-27 - T: And if a little boy wants to be [00:08:00] interested in things little girls are interested in, why must we change their sex? Why must we sexualize it at all?
[:[00:08:20] EP-27 - T: I found a video. This is what went on here. Oh my goodness. I finally found a video and you gotta cut ahead to five minutes. Open your phones guys. I sent you this video. Go to five minutes in and
[:[00:08:37] EP-27 - T: No, you'll see what occurred at Fajita Kings.
[:[00:08:42] EP-27 - T: And look inside that window.
[:[00:08:45] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Looks like big bird. Okay. Looks like big bird waving. It's a,
[:[00:09:01] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: so
[:[00:09:04] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: signs are insane. Kids should not see children
[:[00:09:07] EP27 - DW: No. That, that kind of thing.
[:[00:09:11] EP-27 - T: Okay so let me create a scenario for you. So you brought your children to this. Okay. And you know how much fun that probably was? It's probably fun. They probably had a great time. Oh, dancing, music. Dancing. These guys, these folks up here in
[:[00:09:27] EP-27 - T: Yeah. So you bring a kid to this, right? A seven year old. When that seven year goes home, daddy, I wanna be like them people.
[:[00:09:47] EP27 - DW: there's a, here's my thing about changing kids. There's a crazy thing about kids. I had a, I had a son that was absolutely at one point obsessed with dinosaurs.
[:[00:10:01] EP-27 - T: Shit, I'd be a
[:[00:10:02] EP-27 - T: if I could make me
[:[00:10:08] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: what's what? A pretzel.
[:[00:10:12] EP-27 - T: would be a predatory
[:[00:10:17] EP27 - DW: Like he can still name tons of them, but he lost interest in that at
[:[00:10:22] EP27 - DW: but it's a basically tail on. Basically what I'm getting at is, is point of the, is part of the growing process. They're gonna be obsessed with different things at different points. Give
[:[00:10:50] EP-27 - T: He wants to be Spider-Man.
[:[00:10:55] EP27 - DW: It's costume looks cooler.
[:[00:10:57] EP27 - DW: It looks so
[:[00:11:02] EP-27 - T: So if you were to
[:[00:11:07] EP-27 - T: what is the end? What is the end game here? Why are we introducing these young children to drag drag shows? Why are we sexualizing these young kids? Because up until about 18 months ago, that was like a big no-no for any child.
[:[00:11:22] EP-27 - T: I know you told me this two years ago and I thought it was nuts.
[:[00:11:28] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: it was
[:[00:11:30] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Are we talking about maps? Yeah, we're talking about maps, but this,
[:[00:11:33] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I think the reason is, Conspiracy theory right here is a war of numbers, and they want more numbers. What better way to recruit?
[:[00:11:43] EP-27 - T: there,
[:[00:11:46] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: are so many kids turning lgbtq?
[:[00:11:49] EP-27 - T: But is it so many?
[:[00:11:57] EP-27 - T: but even if you double two, that becomes [00:12:00] four. I mean it,
[:[00:12:03] EP27 - DW: but you double, you double four and then you know, a week from now you double, it's eight and then you keep doubling. It grows
[:[00:12:22] EP27 - DW: Sometimes, yes. I think a lot of times it's pressure from an adult and I don't, I don't think that's, That's right.
[:[00:12:39] EP27 - DW: I guarantee you
[:[00:12:41] EP27 - DW: she can outrun Jamie.
[:[00:12:46] EP27 - DW: Hey, I bet
[:[00:12:47] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I'd vote. I would tell you.
[:[00:12:59] EP27 - DW: answer?[00:13:00]
[:[00:13:17] EP27 - DW: But does it mean you have some kind of imbalance or a lot? Sometimes, man, it can just be your, your damn preference.
[:[00:13:27] EP27 - DW: and he, dude, man, it has kept me awake in his toes.
[:[00:13:32] EP27 - DW: I'm so glad you're out of
[:[00:13:35] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: his kids. Yeah, but Millie doesn't, but
[:[00:13:39] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Does that make Jamie
[:[00:13:40] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: He's still a person.
[:[00:13:42] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I think we've kicked this dead trans enough, but I think we gotta be clear that we accept the l t community, but do not accept, I saw people doing that to, I saw, pissed me off. Guy on TikTok to was talking about, I just need people should respect. No, you're not guaranteed respect.
[:[00:14:04] EP-27 - T: I'm gonna start
[:[00:14:06] EP-27 - T: got a great idea. I got
[:[00:14:09] EP-27 - T: idea. I got a great idea.
[:[00:14:11] EP-27 - T: Fort? We start because you're the TikTok king, you start a TikTok and say, folks, we want you to send us your video and we're gonna talk bad to you and we'll do a cause.
[:[00:14:36] EP27 - DW: that
[:[00:14:40] EP27 - DW: Look, look
[:[00:14:44] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: y'all watch the video I sent of the the deaf lady singing?
[:[00:14:47] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I did. It was terrible, dude. Oh,
[:[00:14:51] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: How could you not that it was shit. It was hilarious. It was, but you know what? They were crying at the end.
[:[00:15:00] EP27 - DW: Here's what I
[:[00:15:03] EP27 - DW: Here's what I want you to remember,
[:[00:15:13] EP27 - DW: that, hey, there's a conspiracy theory that Helen Keller was not deaf or blind.
[:[00:15:19] EP-27 - T: some bullshit Jamie shared with us.
[:[00:15:22] EP-27 - T: All right, so have y'all heard some more lose news here? The 50, this is sad. Day in was.
[:[00:15:28] EP-27 - T: The 52nd speaker of the US House representatives announced her resignation as the party leader
[:[00:15:35] EP27 - DW: Oh,
[:[00:15:42] EP-27 - T: So I guess she's not truly stepping down. She's just stepping down as the leader. Is that true?
[:[00:15:51] EP27 - DW: everything, everything was starting to sag.
[:[00:15:57] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I heard that she said that after Paul got hammered that she [00:16:00] was gonna step, step away.
[:[00:16:04] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: No, but she's,
[:[00:16:06] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: It's easy to say you're stepping down when you're fixing to lose your spot. Yeah, I be, it's a done
[:[00:16:14] EP27 - DW: drink. Yeah.
[:[00:16:18] EP27 - DW: She said, but have you seen these?
[:[00:16:20] EP27 - DW: I've,
[:[00:16:23] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Her skin just falls on.
[:[00:16:25] EP-27 - T: And she's hold on. Let me get a, let me have a martini. Hold on. Let me get a martini. So Nancy we need to talk since the incident with Paul and his boyfriend.
[:[00:16:34] EP27 - DW: he's an
[:[00:16:36] EP-27 - T: We feel it'd be best that you at 93 years old step down from your role. And she goes,
[:[00:16:41] EP-27 - T: ha.
[:[00:16:43] EP-27 - T: Who said that?
[:[00:16:48] EP-27 - T: Who's going to take her place?
[:[00:16:55] EP-27 - T: Hey, we should do some videos of him running for.
[:[00:16:58] EP-27 - T: of leader of the house.
[:[00:17:00] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Let's run haggle. Let's run haggle
[:[00:17:05] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I don't know. He's for everybody. I think. Let's run Hoggle in the next election.
[:[00:17:10] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: No. Hoggle for state representative. Hey. Hey. That dead Democrat won. Yeah. A dead hoggle won. A dead guy won in in Michigan. How can Hoggle not win?
[:[00:17:18] EP-27 - T: for.
[:[00:17:32] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: won't say, Hey, one of us had to go to Little Rock like six months outta the year. Go lay on the floor.
[:[00:17:51] EP27 - DW: got
[:[00:17:53] EP-27 - T: Rolling again.
[:[00:17:54] EP-27 - T: Donald Trump announced his nomination for the 2024 President of the [00:18:00] United States. And in true Trump fact fashion, he took the opportunity to bolster his own successes.
[:[00:18:18] EP27 - DW: of and don't
[:[00:18:26] EP-27 - T: everything. Okay, so by saying that, you now have just fed into the the lefts.
[:[00:18:41] EP27 - DW: I think he's hated by
[:[00:18:51] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: So when the nominate, when the primaries are over, whoever comes out will be unelect un unelectable.
[:[00:19:08] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Yes. That, that that's true. DeSantis would kill it but Trump's not gonna allow that. I'm tell you right now Trump runs again, I will not vote for him. I'm a fan of Trump in his policies,
[:[00:19:18] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Whoever the Libertarian puts up, that's who I'll vote for.
[:[00:19:22] EP27 - DW: know what?
[:[00:19:27] EP27 - DW: He's old.
[:[00:19:28] EP-27 - T: Let's go to old Google
[:[00:19:29] EP27 - DW: wouldn't it be nice like if we had a, a young, a young motivated president,
[:[00:19:37] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Yes. Yes,
[:[00:19:41] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: be 78.
[:[00:19:43] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: You got me.
[:[00:19:56] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: a lot of policies I did not like, but as we said before, he was a great
[:[00:19:59] EP27 - DW: [00:20:00] He was a great speaker.
[:[00:20:03] EP-27 - T: hold on a second though. Okay
[:[00:20:05] EP-27 - T: so Trump took P presidency in 2016. Obama took it in 2008. Today, the world is so different than 2008. When we look back, I remember thinking, oh my gosh, Barack Obama is this just left wing.
[:[00:20:23] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Oh, no. Yeah,
[:[00:20:41] EP27 - DW: not. Should be. Should be.
[:[00:20:46] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: We're 50 50, dude on everything. So
[:[00:20:55] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: start at Georgia,
[:[00:20:58] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Arkansas if you want
[:[00:21:00] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Except for no, critter County's not
[:[00:21:03] EP27 - DW: Well, I'm talking about like
[:[00:21:05] EP27 - DW: So, so winning though.
[:[00:21:10] EP27 - DW: winning results.
[:[00:21:12] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: let's look at
[:[00:21:13] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Georgia. Do,
[:[00:21:16] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: What tells his name Herchel was completely unelectable.
[:[00:21:21] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: How is he not unelectable?
[:[00:21:25] EP27 - DW: could still tackle you. Huh? I
[:[00:21:29] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: But then you turn around, you look at Pennsylvania, that's equally as bad. That was worse because they elected this guy. He looked, That's what my favorite meme I've seen, meme I've seen about Federman is said, stop calling me Federman.
[:[00:21:45] EP-27 - T: there are people calling for him to run for president,
[:[00:21:51] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I will vote for him to have him in office. Be comedy gold,
[:[00:22:00] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: No, I,
[:[00:22:01] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I think he'll meet Kim Jong un. He'll go Fire, fire. My question is, why do we have these people running for office, including Joe Biden, Donald Trump. We don't have anybody better in America. No. That apparently not. Apparently not. Federman looks like Greg Ghoster. And it,
[:[00:22:21] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: he get rebounds though.
[:[00:22:24] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Greg Tag. Think I ever heard somebody said the unthought caveman. Gregs the tag.
[:[00:22:30] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Super smart and awesome
[:[00:22:34] EP-27 - T: years old is the
[:[00:22:38] EP-27 - T: a corporation
[:[00:22:40] EP27 - DW: Let me ask a idiot. Yeah, you're a hundred. So I don't disagree with you at all.
[:[00:22:45] EP27 - DW: what, what do you think the average age of probably our last 10 presidents is? And I don't have a clue, but
[:[00:22:53] EP27 - DW: average
[:[00:22:54] EP-27 - T: W wasn't like really old and Obama wasn't old,
[:[00:23:01] EP-27 - T: back. Way up. And
[:[00:23:07] EP-27 - T: No, he was not that old. He l he just died like not that many years ago. So he was
[:[00:23:13] EP-27 - T: He was a young
[:[00:23:14] EP27 - DW: So like he's one of the
[:[00:23:18] EP27 - DW: So he's six years. He's probably one of the younger ones. Right. In a, in a
[:[00:23:26] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I
[:[00:23:27] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Clinton was the second youngest and then and then I think Obama.
[:[00:23:31] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: was Barbara Bush when she was first Lady? Cause she was the oldest looking, the first lady ever seen
[:[00:23:39] EP-27 - T: then she wasn't the ugliest,
[:[00:23:41] EP-27 - T: Hillary
[:[00:23:42] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: really what you, this is a whole nother topic where you no. Here. Hold on now. Alright. Let's be real. And Hill, Bush was, Hillary is not a handsome woman. . That being said,
[:[00:24:00] EP27 - DW: there.
[:[00:24:04] EP27 - DW: Okay, so the average age of US presidents off of just a general search is 55
[:[00:24:12] EP27 - DW: I'm assume it does. I just go to average age. It says age of presidents.
[:[00:24:19] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: No Media and average are different.
[:[00:24:23] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: media and mean are two different things. Media is that you have a bunch of numbers. Mean is what? Is what me and Donnie were to you when you teenagers. Yes, you guys are mean. You guys are average. To me, that's what mean is median is you have a bunch of numbers and you picked the one.
[:[00:24:38] EP-27 - T: Right quick.
[:[00:24:42] EP-27 - T: have what,
[:[00:24:43] EP-27 - T: are you upset about this?
[:[00:24:52] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: That's to They're out of Hernando.
[:[00:24:55] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: It did. It did. Yeah. That's, it was actually an elk. It was a mid it is a, [00:25:00] that's a good looking dude
[:[00:25:03] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: He did. Yeah, I know. Congratulations.
[:[00:25:06] EP-27 - T: way to go make on your mule deer midget. Midget mule deer.
[:[00:25:11] EP27 - DW: Hey, me and my
[:[00:25:14] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: jerk.
[:[00:25:15] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I'm gonna go out in the field and kill a gill cow.
[:[00:25:20] EP27 - DW: me and my son got a nine point Jamie
[:[00:25:25] EP-27 - T: He's going to the lev and kill him. A wild cow. A wild jersey cow.
[:[00:25:32] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I've never killed a deer. I've
[:[00:25:35] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: but there you go. But I don't know a deer.
[:[00:25:37] EP-27 - T: Yeah, I, have I ever been deer, honey? I don't think I've ever been deer.
[:[00:25:43] EP27 - DW: All right. You, you coming to sit with
[:[00:25:51] EP27 - DW: killed a deer. No, you said you never killed a deer.
[:[00:25:55] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Donnie's taking me deer hunting once or
[:[00:25:59] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: ground [00:26:00] blind, dude.
[:[00:26:03] EP-27 - T: You and Gary went deer hunting.
[:[00:26:05] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Mr. Terry took us out.
[:[00:26:10] EP27 - DW: Or were you in my stand?
[:[00:26:14] EP27 - DW: But anyways,
[:[00:26:15] EP27 - DW: We were, we were in the stand together actually in so his
[:[00:26:20] EP27 - DW: own land and harder. Yeah. Do y'all still own that? Yeah.
[:[00:26:25] EP-27 - T: sold it. Boy, you can't have money.
[:[00:26:33] EP27 - DW: Yep. So We, me and him went, and there it is, cold out. Of course, I'm hunting, like I'm already like, got my little knife as a kid and all this crap. This guy, he's got coveralls on and might as well just brought a pillow. He slept like we had a hum monk, big plywood platform, probably eight by four.
[:[00:26:56] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Every time I go deer hunting, I go sleep. That's right. It's the best time to sleep. [00:27:00] Look I can tell you right now, the last three times I've been in deer hunting and I don't deer hunting a lot. Sure. I took Ack, we went with Jake and bubbly love. We went out to South Mississippi,
[:[00:27:10] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: and Mack fall back.
[:[00:27:17] EP27 - DW: him, God,
[:[00:27:24] EP27 - DW: It's a good thing you can hold, you can hold
[:[00:27:37] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Yeah. Cuz you, you scared. Yeah, it scared him. I ain't working on deer, but so he started crying. I, I stopped, put my gun down. I said the hell with it. I just held him. We then we just started hanging out. We pissed off the deer stand. We ran off everything around there. That's the most fun part of it.
[:[00:27:55] EP-27 - T: Oh yeah.
[:[00:28:06] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: And then the time before that, me and Donnie went, he gut shot her and I puked the whole way. We was dragging, I think back to the, you forgot about that.
[:[00:28:15] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Look, if my dumb ass got on the back end of it, I should have said no.
[:[00:28:21] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: It like he gu shot but just enough unravel his inte. This thing ran off on the test.
[:[00:28:26] EP27 - DW: by. I forgot all about that.
[:[00:28:28] EP-27 - T: That's pretty impressive. That's Terminator Deer.
[:[00:28:32] EP27 - DW: I go,
[:[00:28:38] EP-27 - T: Yeah. We're gonna do an entire episode. Jamie's stories. The story of Jamie. This is, these are the stories that define Fortenberry and who he is.
[:[00:28:48] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Everybody we listened Last week we drank this monkey shoulder.
[:[00:28:53] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: And Terry just brought to my attention, he took this monkey shoulder and mixed it with a laco coffee laco.
[:[00:29:02] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: add a little water to it
[:[00:29:04] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Okay. It really? Yeah. Hey, I, will I invite anybody? Not I guess it's rubber not inviting you when you gotta go buy your own shit.
[:[00:29:14] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I suggest adults go buy some monkey shoulder,
[:[00:29:17] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: a little espresso
[:[00:29:20] EP27 - DW: Occur
[:[00:29:22] EP-27 - T: just a swig of water to bring down the proof. But that's not high proof. Anyway, but
[:[00:29:29] EP-27 - T: 2000 total downloads.
[:[00:29:39] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Okay. Fair enough. So the reason I'm bringing up though the monkey shoulder again, because Donnie brought something brand spanking new.
[:[00:29:50] EP27 - DW: I don't know if it is brand new to us down here in the oh. So this is out Breckenridge, Colorado, and it's, I'm assuming the name is Breckenridge Bourbon Whiskey. It says it's [00:30:00] a. It says whiskey with snow, melt water. Woohoo. From the Rocky
[:[00:30:06] EP27 - DW: probably 40, 43%. 86 proof.
[:[00:30:14] EP27 - DW: Was it yellow snow?
[:[00:30:16] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Oh lemme give this sound. You can't taste snow. I can
[:[00:30:22] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I think jack slices in my mouth. I, no, I, it's got ci like spices.
[:[00:30:29] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: taste a little bit of fireball. No, not
[:[00:30:32] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: joking. No
[:[00:30:37] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Pocket of Fireball.
[:[00:30:38] EP27 - DW: Oh yeah. Yeah. Gary Wintertime. Gary somehow just has Fireball on him at all
[:[00:30:45] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: keeps you warm. Yeah, that's, I'm not a big fan of that.
[:[00:30:48] EP-27 - T: me check the nose.
[:[00:30:50] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: like a superhero. If you have infinite supply of Fireball in your pocket,
[:[00:30:55] EP27 - DW: little bit.
[:[00:30:57] EP27 - DW: Didn't
[:[00:30:58] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: it. Did you?
[:[00:31:01] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: It, the, it had too much snow in it. No, there's two levels of flavor. The first one was good. I didn't like, I didn't like the back
[:[00:31:08] EP27 - DW: That's fair. He didn't like to back in. This is actually, that's a first though. As a first, but I had a burn
[:[00:31:16] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: It Some
[:[00:31:19] EP-27 - T: I'll drink it
[:[00:31:22] EP-27 - T: That's a totally different story as to whether we'll drink it or not, but so Breckenridge. Breckenridge is not an entry level bourbon. I would say it's probably mid-level though.
[:[00:31:34] EP-27 - T: It reminds me of
[:[00:31:36] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: was smooth. I'm not gonna agree with the smooth, I didn't care with the
[:[00:31:39] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: but I like it though.
[:[00:31:44] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I felt frosty
[:[00:31:48] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: It did.
[:[00:31:49] EP-27 - T: I think it's a spice.
[:[00:31:51] EP-27 - T: I think it's a spice. Here's my 2 cents. We found sound intelligent with bourbon on this mu
[:[00:31:57] EP-27 - T: I don, I like it too.
[:[00:32:09] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: We need to do a special a special edition of actually on the patio cigars and Ooh, that'd be
[:[00:32:17] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I like it. I like it. Like
[:[00:32:24] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: We're on the expresso
[:[00:32:35] EP-27 - T: Monkey shoulder or Brecken?
[:[00:32:39] EP-27 - T: Yeah, but which one would you rather sip? Gary
[:[00:32:43] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: shoulder,
[:[00:32:46] EP27 - DW: I'm gonna be the, I like, I like this one. Okay. I like Breckenridge. I'm not saying I'm not, I am not hate.
[:[00:32:52] EP27 - DW: fine. No, I'm fine with that.
[:[00:32:55] EP27 - DW: I was,
[:[00:32:56] EP27 - DW: was,
[:[00:32:57] EP27 - DW: I was probably wrong as choosing you as a friend, but it's worked out [00:33:00] okay.
[:[00:33:00] EP27 - DW: worked out okay for me. . Oh, this is, but no, like monkey shoulder. If I want a scotch man, that's hard to beat, I think for the money. This one though, like I haven't had this one and I like,
[:[00:33:19] EP27 - DW: Jefferson. Jefferson. I like Jeff. I like Jefferson. I like the
[:[00:33:24] EP27 - DW: more fun. It
[:[00:33:27] EP27 - DW: my favorite
[:[00:33:30] EP27 - DW: My favorite is Angels Envy. The well, the one that's in the rum
[:[00:33:38] EP27 - DW: it is so good, man.
[:[00:33:42] EP-27 - T: For the price.
[:[00:33:57] EP-27 - T: Let's bring em on
[:[00:34:01] EP-27 - T: So fort me, you're our social media guru, or do we switch gears altogether and go with a Rome? But do people really like Romes? Are
[:[00:34:17] EP27 - DW: Ooh. So here's the thing.
[:[00:34:19] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: there the parking lot? Oh yes. God. Oh. That one time with that. Jamaican rum in the parking lot.
[:[00:34:35] EP-27 - T: million. She won $1
[:[00:34:40] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Somebody broke my truck, stole all my tools. So then we left and went across the Waffle House. Delicious waffle. That was the night I fell asleep on a waffle and he ate it around my arm. Yes. He got up. Yeah. Yeah. When I woke up, I fell asleep on top of my waffle. His arm fell on the waffle when I woke up.
[:[00:35:01] EP-27 - T: Breckenridge, we liked it or we didn't like it.
[:[00:35:05] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: three liked
[:[00:35:11] EP27 - DW: Blanton. I like this man. I think it's good for the price point. It's one of the better ones. . I like it.
[:[00:35:18] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I think that's,
[:[00:35:21] EP-27 - T: It took a long time to realize what I like in a bourbon and it's okay. It's not bad. I drink it,
[:[00:35:28] EP-27 - T: One of the one, one of the things that ha that we have tasted that was a surprise for me how much I like is Monkey shoulder. I was in the store today
[:[00:35:37] EP-27 - T: I almost bought Monkey Shoulder and I wouldn't have a
[:[00:35:44] EP-27 - T: Yeah, cause it looks intellectual and sexy to go. Would you like some
[:[00:35:56] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Get together? No. It's friends and family. Only[00:36:00]
[:[00:36:09] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: do you not?
[:[00:36:14] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Oh, I was gonna say, if you ain't gonna wear to go, come on.
[:[00:36:17] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: No. Hell no. You do what you want.
[:[00:36:20] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Listen,
[:[00:36:21] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: as well as your wife cooks, you're invited anywhere at a, but she's invited anyway.
[:[00:36:29] EP-27 - T: Let's do a little bit this is not quite quick text, but we're gonna do
[:[00:36:36] EP-27 - T: Here we go. Woman claims she blinded herself with drain cleaner to fulfill her lifelong dream of being disabled.
[:[00:36:44] EP-27 - T: should have been blind from
[:[00:36:48] EP-27 - T: That's what she look, she said I went blind on purpose, but I don't feel it was a choice.
[:[00:36:56] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: But aren't there so many
[:[00:37:00] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Yeah. If I look like her, had a look in the mirror. I go blind though.
[:[00:37:11] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: She was North Carolina
[:[00:37:16] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I, it sounds dumb. I this.
[:[00:37:18] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I . This is gonna sound bad. She's so ugly. I thought she was British.
[:[00:37:26] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Something wrong with her
[:[00:37:28] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: picture. Show him the picture. Let me see the picture and I'll see if she's British. I
[:[00:37:33] EP-27 - T: her teeth, does she not look
[:[00:37:37] EP27 - DW: right, so I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be honest right now.
[:[00:37:40] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: we're always on the.
[:[00:37:41] EP27 - DW: patio. I'm gonna be honest, that woman does not look British.
[:[00:37:47] EP-27 - T: this out though. This is probably gonna get somebody to spar or whatever you call it when they no longer. A doctor shooting claims that she had a psychologist pour drain cleaner in her eyes.
[:[00:37:59] EP-27 - T: to seek [00:38:00] medical attention. Okay? That dude that whoever did
[:[00:38:06] EP-27 - T: In jail because I think they have a requirement that they should turn that into authorities.
[:[00:38:13] EP-27 - T: Is it a he? I
[:[00:38:16] EP-27 - T: And she says this, I really feel this is the way I was supposed to be from born,
[:[00:38:21] EP-27 - T: that I should have been blind from birth.
[:[00:38:25] EP-27 - T: has body integrity, identity. I
[:[00:38:27] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I
[:[00:38:33] EP27 - DW: go
[:[00:38:34] EP-27 - T: 10 years. 10
[:[00:38:39] EP-27 - T: Oh, we're going to hit it off, I
[:[00:38:42] EP27 - DW: It's so
[:[00:38:43] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: gonna have to get four out. Four of us ain't fitting in
[:[00:38:50] EP-27 - T: Okay?
[:[00:38:52] EP-27 - T: It is 10 years ago. No just
[:[00:38:57] EP-27 - T: If someone came out and said, if [00:39:00] you elect Joe Biden to as president, it sounds like it doesn't to president of the United States of America, then we will have transsexual drag shows for children. We will have children converting sexes. We will then have, we will then have people allowed to have their doctor take their eyesight.
[:[00:39:27] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: You are insane. That's crazy.
[:[00:39:31] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Oh, I. What I blame
[:[00:39:34] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Covid. You know what I blame Ren?
[:[00:39:40] EP27 - DW: Awesome.
[:[00:39:51] EP-27 - T: Woman stopped at airport while wearing what's the right word?
[:[00:39:56] EP27 - DW: that.
[:[00:39:59] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: [00:40:00] Yeah, I don't think you
[:[00:40:05] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: apparently, so you could probably stash your
[:[00:40:15] EP27 - DW: place. Hey,
[:[00:40:18] EP27 - DW: know his butt. His butt was our favorite place.
[:[00:40:24] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I bet you that that's where the FTX went in that bud plug.
[:[00:40:29] EP27 - DW: Her name's button.
[:[00:40:31] EP-27 - T: I am not
[:[00:40:35] EP27 - DW: In
[:[00:40:53] EP-27 - T: But she's Australian, brought the toy as a gag gift by her boyfriend, so [00:41:00] it was bought by a gag gift.
[:[00:41:06] EP-27 - T: She told need to know online. We were initially concerned about the getting it through my ion, so I just left it in
[:[00:41:15] EP-27 - T: within hopes to avoid explanations. It was a bit nerve wracking, but I had previously gone through security with a normal plugin
[:[00:41:25] EP-27 - T: without incidents, so I had a sense of calm and faith that we'd both make it through.
[:[00:41:31] EP27 - DW: know what? I'd have a sense of pressure.
[:[00:41:35] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: she couldn't be ticked.
[:[00:41:50] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Look, if that's the case, Charlie gonna put my ashes on the bed,
[:[00:41:53] EP-27 - T: Jamie, you're the Jamie. You're the TikTok expert. You gotta look her up, Sarah.
[:[00:42:01] EP-27 - T: S A r
[:[00:42:04] EP-27 - T: Oh b u t o N. Got
[:[00:42:07] EP27 - DW: Look, she missed a golden opportunity not to do Dash i n. Yeah. B U t t dash i n. She missed it.
[:[00:42:24] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Hey Sarah, if you're out there, you're listening to us, you know we'd like to interview you, right? I wanna interview your boyfriend.
[:[00:42:33] EP27 - DW: I
[:[00:42:34] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I before bring our boyfriend on.
[:[00:42:41] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I would love to interview Sarah
[:[00:42:45] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: just to understand. But I do the sentimental value of
[:[00:42:49] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I got it right here. Sarah
[:[00:42:51] EP-27 - T: You found her.
[:[00:42:56] EP-27 - T: Hey,
[:[00:43:01] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: just a just burn some hot dogs.
[:[00:43:08] EP27 - DW: We'll trick her, Jamie. We'll tell her about the weather and everything.
[:[00:43:13] EP-27 - T: oh Lord. Help us.
[:[00:43:17] EP-27 - T: Y'all. We've been going over an
[:[00:43:22] EP27 - DW: That's true.
[:[00:43:24] EP-27 - T: That's, but how do you know? Do you talk to
[:[00:43:27] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: let's your mom out the closet. You know what, yes, we do.
[:[00:43:31] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Don't.
[:[00:43:39] EP-27 - T: he doesn't know
[:[00:43:40] EP-27 - T: so lemme ask you a question. When she coming out the closet,
[:[00:43:45] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: when Glen moved and he moved outta the house and when he said, do you mind holding your mom? I moved a hotel or a hotel apartment, and I need somewhere to put her while I'm moving.
[:[00:43:55] EP27 - DW: But either way, like it's a big responsibility to have the
[:[00:44:03] EP-27 - T: Bring her to the patio.
[:[00:44:05] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: you don't want, that'd be all. She would love that.
[:[00:44:07] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: at the time. At the time, Maddie. Maddie was Imagines the other days was like, we wasn't real sure what to do, so we just put it in the front closet and how, or how long?
[:[00:44:32] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Yeah, she
[:[00:44:33] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: She was just like,
[:[00:44:35] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: just like, Gary's
[:[00:44:37] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: But
[:[00:44:39] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: she didn't have that crazy, vibe in
[:[00:44:43] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: Yeah. So I know like my
[:[00:44:45] EP27 - DW: they're a little different. But your mom's somewhere in the middle of most moms and Gary's mom, right?
[:[00:44:52] EP27 - DW: I know your mama is
[:[00:45:03] EP27 - DW: your life. Yes,
[:[00:45:07] EP27 - DW: She was. She was.
[:[00:45:10] EP27 - DW: Yep.
[:[00:45:11] EP-27 - T: look, Gary's not even arguing. All right, so look, it's Tuesday. This drop goes out. What week is this? We hadn't even talked about it, damnit, but we're gonna do a drop on Thanksgiving
[:[00:45:22] EP-27 - T: so look, we're gonna do a drop Thanksgiving day, so we're gonna talk about Thanksgiving. Let's do a sixth.
[:[00:45:34] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: I just wanna add to disclaimer, we will not be dropping any turkeys.
[:[00:45:39] EP-27 - T: tell you the funniest damn thing. Is the W K R P Cincinnati Turkey drop. If you need a laugh, go watch it. I watch it every year for Thanksgiving. I'm probably gonna upset my family and go here and watch it in a minute, cuz I love it. Look, if you wanna come talk to us, come on out and talk to us.
[:[00:46:07] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: January 21st. We need every, we need to support Marty Ray.
[:[00:46:11] EP-27 - T: I know everybody in this room's got tickets.
[:[00:46:15] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: let's push for
[:[00:46:20] EP-27 - T: Let's pack Livel. He's a godly man. He believes in Jesus Christ.
[:[00:46:25] EP-27 - T: in Savior.
[:[00:46:26] EP27 - Jamie and Gary: hold nothing against us on the way we
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